Cinderella: A Review.

[slytherinsilver]

The Wizarding Ball - Cinderella.

By Draco Black-Lestrange.
Images by nimori

Comments

[not_a_liar]

This is one of the most disturbing hysterical disturbing things I've ever read.

Ok, so it's really quite hysterical. Are there more pictures?

[slytherinsilver]

Alas, the other pictures had been destroyed. There were scorch marks on the filing cabinets of the offices of the 'Wizarding Weekly'. I suspect that will be the only proof we will ever have of Lord Lucius Cinderella.

Though Auntie Bella has that picture on her refrigerator. She always is very amused when she's in the kitchen.

[not_a_liar]

That's a crying shame, really.

... I wish I could say it's lovely that your Aunt is amused. However, things being what they are...

[slytherinsilver]

It is a shame. *taps a finger thoughtfully against his chin* You know, I'm sure someone out there would have to have at least one picture...for extortion entertainment purposes, if nothing else.

Auntie Bella, despite how she appears to the outside world, is without doubt the most open minded of all my relatives. *calmly* It would be fair to say that I respect her as well as actually care about her. Even if there are certain things about which we don't agree.

[bitter_fruit]

I will speak with my sources.

[slytherinsilver]

I will be pleased to see what you find.

[not_a_liar]

I don't think we'll ever agree on this subject. It's best to let the matter drop.

[slytherinsilver]

*shrugs* As you wish.

[bitter_fruit]

Et voila.

[slytherinsilver]

Oh, MY.

Brilliant. Just...brilliant.

[bitter_fruit]

Thank you. Ones sources are very useful.

[slytherinsilver]

I must say your sources are also very forthcoming.