Because his friend has a bigger WoW penis.
GAME has been a good experience so far (cheap stuff, free T-Shirts!), however I did have my first geekage experience on Wednesday. Wrath of the Lich King is out today. Naturally the stores get it a bit earlier and naturally some chancers will try and buy it early, however one guy in particular spent the best of 30 minutes trying to talk me into selling him it. Knowing the servers went up at 11 and that some places were having a midnight launch he was 'panicing' because his friends already had their copy and he wanted his installed before the serves went up. He was about ready to suck me off for a copy, and maybe if he had thought to shave that morning I might have let him. It's hard to pretend it's a girl when she has a beard,