In which Sam has her first experience where she needs a building manager and doesn't have one

Aug 16, 2011 21:48

My bath-tub, the one that I so innocently used just two day prior seems to be backed up.

You know what?  This kind of happens a lot to me.  I have really long, thick hair - lots of it.  I'm a good chunk Italian and I shed quite a bit.  Plus I have a long haired 16 pound cat, who, and I'm not proud to admit this, will jump in the shower *with* me.  While the water is running.  He sheds *a lot* too.  So, drain-snakes are no stranger to that which is Samantha and Dexter (the cat).

So, two days prior to (yes - that's when I last showered.  So sue me, I skipped a day) I didn't notice anything wrong.  I don't remember the water draining any slower than usual and I certainly don't remember black crap/particles everywhere.

This morning when I woke up to get a shower before work I notice that there was a good 4 inches of water in the tub along with BLACK CRAP/PARTICLES?  What?  I don't even... ew.

Whatever.  I'm an independent girl and I've never been afraid of a little black particle crap, drain snake and what will probably be a giant hairball that I pull out of my drain.  So I go to work smelly, and think that i'll get supplies when I get home from work and then take the best hot shower of my life.

So I head home and realize that I haven't been to the comic book store in ages.  And, I knew this and I knew that they had already charged me for last months comics, so I thought I'd pick them up.  It's about 5:30 then, and the bus from the comic shop to my home was running late, so I didn't make it to my street (where the Ace Hardware is) until about 6:05.

Wouldn't you know!  The store closes at 6:00pm on Tuesdays.  Isn't that adorable?

Whatever, so I go home and eat a really quick dinner, call my landlord to leave a message letting her know the situation.  Business hours are 9-5 Monday through Friday, but she promises that she frequently checks her messages.  I wait a little bit, for traffic to maybe not be ninth-circle of hellish, before jumping in my car and driving the twenty minutes in bumper to bumper traffic to the Home Depot where I gather my supplies.

Two drain snakes, a drain guard so I *never have this problem again* and a plunger just in case the snakes need some help.

I get home and it's about... 8:30, because parking on my block was kind of bad and I had to circle a few times.  Whatever.

I have a headache.

I go to the bathroom and look and see that the water HAS RISEN TWO INCHES.  Fuck coma what?  Being the Batman comic book reader that I am, I sit on my toilet watching my tub for thirty minutes before I see that it's LEAKING water and black crap.

You know, I really like to think of myself as a pretty independent girl and fairly low maintenance.  But I'm not a plumber.  And my freaking land lord hasn't called me back yet.  And I smell.  And I'm so worked up over the not smelling and the fact that my bathtub is filling up with dirty gross water that I have a monster of all headaches.

And now, I have to decide what to do about work tomorrow.  I could lie and call out sick or I could tell the truth and risk them making me use precious vacation time.  Either way, I can't go into work because my odor will offend people.

There is a lot of 'I's in this post.  And you are free to ignore my bitching.  :(

real-life: rant

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