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Cordelia is not particularly pleased with a certain ex-vampire. She has a baby in a sling on her hip as she leaves the exam room after her millionth vaginal exam in a year.
He is totally getting a vasectomy. Wifely edict. How is she supposed to find daycare that will take an infant and a near-toddler? If she has to quit her job, he is so getting three more to make up for it.
Ciara fusses, tugging roughly at her shirt. "Hush, baby," she murmurs. "We'll be out soon, and then you can eat."
Also, the man is never, ever getting near her boobs again.
He is totally getting a vasectomy. Wifely edict. How is she supposed to find daycare that will take an infant and a near-toddler? If she has to quit her job, he is so getting three more to make up for it.
Ciara fusses, tugging roughly at her shirt. "Hush, baby," she murmurs. "We'll be out soon, and then you can eat."
Also, the man is never, ever getting near her boobs again.