Hellmouths and vacancy rates

Feb 27, 2003 23:37

Well. I'm here.

Have found that Hellmouths make for excellent apartment vacancy rates, if one does not mind having to clean out the former tenants belongings. Also helps if one sends flowers to funeral home - excellent 'in' with landlords if one seems nice.

Employment of a low-wage sort also appears easy to find, given the astonishingly high number of fatalities on the graveyard (ha) shift at Wal-Mart. Today I am the proud member of the Wal-Mart family! They gave me a vest and a happy-face button. Is very exciting.

Have taken the name 'Thea Powers' because that is all that came out when asked, "What is your name?" And I replied "The, uh, powers." But seems as if no one noticed the slip, so, yay me.

Will still be keeping track of karma in ledger, only must remember to upload data from my laptop. Takes so long over dial-up, but the DSL will not be installed for ten days, or so Earthlink says...

Am cautiously optimistic over this. Yes. Must find a way to interact with other Forces Of Good in Sunnydale w/o drawing suspicion re: divine alter ego. Am thinking accidental pizza delivery may work, unless hungry SiTs riot and am trampled in ensuing stampede.
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