Special Addendum to Ledger: Casefile #898920394981

Jan 24, 2003 00:11

Subject: Dawn 'Shiny' Summers
'Birth': Approximately 30 months ago
Origin: The Glorious and Primeval Essence of the Universe
Special Powers: See 'hair, shiny' and 'death, screech of'

Notes:

Contrary to the initial impression, Ms. Summers is in posession of a rather impressive soul. No unsouled being could angst with such clarity of focus. Plus, she squeaks very amusingly when she falls off things.

Anyway. We have found after considerable observation that the continued existence of the Essential Energy (or 'Key', if you will) hinges upon her attachments to her current reality. In her lies a great untapped potential for maintaining the universe. We hope that her family and friends will realize this and stop leaving her unattended after major life-altering revelations, especially when windows are nearby.

Not that We ought to tell her this, as it will no doubt go right to her head and have her prancing around the Earth as if she was God's Gift.

Which of course she was, but really. A little humility is good for everyone.

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