Jun 12, 2007 12:40
So...Kids.
I've got this love/hate thing going on with the idea of kids. Got a whole lot of worry that if I ever had one it would be majorly f-u-c-k-e-d up. Seriously, I feel like I would just completely ruin it, would be a terrible parent. At the same time, people tell me that I would be better at it because of the mistakes my parents made because I would be so frightened.
The other thing is how I can go from thinking that the children I see running around are darling and then a few minutes later I want to pound their cute little heads into the pavement? No worries, Dom, this only happens once every hour with your kids. ^_~ Surprisingly, your children are only monsters when there are less people around, they behave pretty well at large events. I hate seeing children at adult events too. Would you take your kid to see monster violence with new! sex added at the movie theater?
I don't know just a quick thought. I know I want a kid (one, single, nonplural) someday, but not if I can't get over wanting to kill them in the shopping aisles and on the street, two points if you can get their heads to explode like a cantaloupe. Yeah, this is real healthy...