Oct 23, 2006 15:33
A man and a woman walked into the restaurant last night.
I set up their table and told the woman that I really like her coat. The man turned to me and asked if I like his sweater. I told him yes, it is a very nice sweater, and I would wear one or the other, because they are both nice.
...Then the man asked if I want to come home with them because they are both a little kinky.
I smiled and asked what I could bring them to drink.
Then they left me $17.