Playin Hookie
I woke less than an hour ago. I looked at the clock and realized i was way late for work. After a big brain session with myself on what to do about this I called in and said i was sick. I know im famous for missing school but i think this is the first time i ever called in sick to work. I dont like missing work cause im a money hungry bastard har har. The idea was originally to pull an all niter but i musta passed out around 6:30am. The reason for that was i had a weekend that was just too fun to end. The weather didnt agree with us though been cold and snowing all weekend. I know its canada but snow in april thats just gd crap. Now i'll tell you's all about my weekend.
Friday night Well even long before friday night i was ripped. The girls and boys (minus ton cause shes sick) came over to drink at my place. Had a great time.
After went cruising with Ken in the wee hours of the night. Ended up running into one of our good dealers, picked him up and offered him a ride home. Of course on the way we get to talking about other things and he says he doesnt have anything wieghd up but at his house he has scales and he'll weigh it up there. When we get to his place he heads in and remembers that he lent his scales out. Ohh the absent minded dude (... i wonder why) anyways he did sell us some cannons he had rolled. Off we went on our merry now merrier way, Pulled over on a backroad and got out to enjoy one of these cannons. Ken only in his t-shirt was complaining of the cold.
Casey -man why dont you put on your coat?
Ken -i dont have a coat man
Casey- yes you do its in the backseat under that bookbag
Casey & Ken simultaneously -bookbag?!!!
Then we both scramble to the car knowing full well what absent minded person had forgotten there bag in the car.
As soon as we had the door open we could see a huge bag full hanging out. Couldnt believe our good fortune. Looking at it we could only think, man this is a once in a lifetime oppertunity. Wasted as we were though for some dumb reason we still had a stupid whiny annoying voice that made us return it to the rightful owner with out even scoring a leaf for ourselves. Its funny how often we had talked what we would do if we ever landed that much but we didnt do any of it. Not sure how much was there we were so moral we didnt even bother looking through his stuff i know i seen a couple hundred dollars worth.
Woke up still slightly gone on saturday and got on the ringer and was over at Kens relazin the day away. I drummed so much his garbage cans turned to mush beneath me. His parents wernt around and yeah so we made good use of the day waiting for steve to call cause he was finally on his way home from school.
After Steve did get over to Kens we quickly realized we were outta beer and were hungry and no one wanted to cook anything. And off to the burg we went for dinner and beer cause our town is crappy and the lcbo closes before 9:00pm. What an insane tour i have to say. Mc d's two burgers for 2 dollars = lots of burgs for me! The abandoned house scared the sane right outta me Seve was lets go in Ken and i were fuck you man go yourself. Frezing cold dark as hell and i think the menonite family that used to live there was killed by there physco insane father years ago. That place screams haunted no way was i going in there that night... (cowardly yes but at least im alive to right this) Steve didnt go in by himself but did jump on the hood of the car outta nowhere haha freaky and funny good job man. Made it back to Kens place were we laughed more than soccer hooligans beating old ladies. As we tried to watch some good ol porn.
Halfway through sunday we got up and decided to keep on going. We had no idea what to do but we knew we wanted beer and tits. The solution was dun na na na the peelers! and more mc d's burgers for me! Lets see rippers rock! Started at spanks then decided we needed some different scenery and to head over to j.r's took us awhile to find the place cause no one really could remember what street it was on turns out there both on queen and also j.r's isnt open on a sunday har har. As such we reversed directions and sat at spanks till she closed. Ken got a long lap dance for $10, I went for a $2 dive on stage and and and as she was down my pants yeah thats right down my pants she told my friends how she liked my striped underwear! I think she liked me har har but who could blame her im just so damn full of mys... i mean gorgeous. After we were too wound up to just call it a night and headed for my place for more drinking when we got in suddenly we were stricken with a mad hunger and also found there wasnt any coke in the house to go with the 100proof. Timmy horton provided the solution to both our problems. Just remember people they dont take debit. Back at the home base drinking continued untill we couldnt make much sence and then umm i guess ken and steve left and i woke up to write this.
Rock the world people!
Friday night Well even long before friday night i was ripped. The girls and boys (minus ton cause shes sick) came over to drink at my place. Had a great time.
After went cruising with Ken in the wee hours of the night. Ended up running into one of our good dealers, picked him up and offered him a ride home. Of course on the way we get to talking about other things and he says he doesnt have anything wieghd up but at his house he has scales and he'll weigh it up there. When we get to his place he heads in and remembers that he lent his scales out. Ohh the absent minded dude (... i wonder why) anyways he did sell us some cannons he had rolled. Off we went on our merry now merrier way, Pulled over on a backroad and got out to enjoy one of these cannons. Ken only in his t-shirt was complaining of the cold.
Casey -man why dont you put on your coat?
Ken -i dont have a coat man
Casey- yes you do its in the backseat under that bookbag
Casey & Ken simultaneously -bookbag?!!!
Then we both scramble to the car knowing full well what absent minded person had forgotten there bag in the car.
As soon as we had the door open we could see a huge bag full hanging out. Couldnt believe our good fortune. Looking at it we could only think, man this is a once in a lifetime oppertunity. Wasted as we were though for some dumb reason we still had a stupid whiny annoying voice that made us return it to the rightful owner with out even scoring a leaf for ourselves. Its funny how often we had talked what we would do if we ever landed that much but we didnt do any of it. Not sure how much was there we were so moral we didnt even bother looking through his stuff i know i seen a couple hundred dollars worth.
Woke up still slightly gone on saturday and got on the ringer and was over at Kens relazin the day away. I drummed so much his garbage cans turned to mush beneath me. His parents wernt around and yeah so we made good use of the day waiting for steve to call cause he was finally on his way home from school.
After Steve did get over to Kens we quickly realized we were outta beer and were hungry and no one wanted to cook anything. And off to the burg we went for dinner and beer cause our town is crappy and the lcbo closes before 9:00pm. What an insane tour i have to say. Mc d's two burgers for 2 dollars = lots of burgs for me! The abandoned house scared the sane right outta me Seve was lets go in Ken and i were fuck you man go yourself. Frezing cold dark as hell and i think the menonite family that used to live there was killed by there physco insane father years ago. That place screams haunted no way was i going in there that night... (cowardly yes but at least im alive to right this) Steve didnt go in by himself but did jump on the hood of the car outta nowhere haha freaky and funny good job man. Made it back to Kens place were we laughed more than soccer hooligans beating old ladies. As we tried to watch some good ol porn.
Halfway through sunday we got up and decided to keep on going. We had no idea what to do but we knew we wanted beer and tits. The solution was dun na na na the peelers! and more mc d's burgers for me! Lets see rippers rock! Started at spanks then decided we needed some different scenery and to head over to j.r's took us awhile to find the place cause no one really could remember what street it was on turns out there both on queen and also j.r's isnt open on a sunday har har. As such we reversed directions and sat at spanks till she closed. Ken got a long lap dance for $10, I went for a $2 dive on stage and and and as she was down my pants yeah thats right down my pants she told my friends how she liked my striped underwear! I think she liked me har har but who could blame her im just so damn full of mys... i mean gorgeous. After we were too wound up to just call it a night and headed for my place for more drinking when we got in suddenly we were stricken with a mad hunger and also found there wasnt any coke in the house to go with the 100proof. Timmy horton provided the solution to both our problems. Just remember people they dont take debit. Back at the home base drinking continued untill we couldnt make much sence and then umm i guess ken and steve left and i woke up to write this.
Rock the world people!