Nov 11, 2004 23:57
Alright so i let this slide for too long. I may forget tons of what went on and will do a short brief of what went on. Last week was one the best weeks ive had in forever.
It all started in a place far far away called brockville. Kerry had a halloween party there where i had too much punch and too many or like all the gross jello shooters that were put out and got my drunk self and decided to start a fight for no reason. im sorry for wrecking the party Kerry, but i had a really good time none the less. (side note i was able to fill a chip bowl and punch bowl to the brim with puke) If a guy ever decides to shave his legs you should tell me before im piss drunk so i have time to deal lol
Sunday i helped kerry sell leather at the mall which was more entertaining than it sounds ... i can ride a 3 foot camel.
Off to ottawa with Laurie where we went out to the bar for halloween gracies i believe everyone got right smashed danced all night then came home way of taxi and a jimmy Laur and i all came back to rez where jimmy and me apparently drank nearly a 40 of whiskey ... at this point i have no memory but i know we had a good time recalling old memories then next thing i know Laurie is kicking me awake telling me jimmy is puking. i said lying bitch cause jimmy never went down puking but i roll over and there he is puke all over the floor and it takes awhile to convince me to carry his stink carcass over to the toilet but it happens then afterwards we discoverd his mouth wasnt the only place he was leaking fluids but i didnt really care and went back to sleep. In the morning he came to in the shower and me in the bed i just got up looked around and started laughing such a great night.
The entire week i basically lived off pizza and grill cheese cept when Laurie made tacos so so good! oh and lets not forget my main fuel booze. i havnt drank that much since well i was actually in college ha killed a liver and a half im sure.
There were so many great nights.
Karen cut my hair at her appartment that was fun thank you Karen i missed you lots and lots it was fun hanging out with you again and your place was pretty cool.
Chris Joe and Jame's house is a sty your typical movie style college house it was great living there pizza boxes stacked a mile high. beer cans everywhere the fridge empty cept a few rotting foods the dishes piled high with dishes and same with the table lol.
Killed a lot of booze at there place one night then hit the broken cue down the way from them i wasnt there 2 minutes and i started a fight .. with the afgan boys needless that night just got worse from there but it turned out good in the end sorry for being a huge ass again.
Went bar hoppin gone night with all the guys from last year ended up running around our old fav bar was closed down went to the country bar or formerly country bar now a sushi place .. how much a city changes in a year. But the good ol seargents pump never let us down so we hit it pretty good playin pool and singing songs off the jupe box ahh so much cept joe wouldnt get me a rose. Then off to the scratch... a bar we had been drinking at the night before and it just so happend that that night was a frickn maxim party plus cheap pitchers and free pool ohh and on the way out i left with a glass of beer no one stopped me then at the bottom of the stairs im peeing with one hand and drinking with the other infront of everyone.that was a good nigh too. but back to the original story so yeah partying not much going down at the scratch that night seen a couple of lesbians dancing and makin out on the dance floor. Later we tried to get a cab home and that led to an interesting event at an esso station, joe and his muffler derek searching for the missing bus driver and me trying to get mc donalds from the car wash. eventually we did get a taxi home but i didnt want to ride in it so i kept trying to get out and joe was coming too chris was getting mad the cabby was freakin out and james was trying to hold us in. eventually we pulled over a few blocks from james chris and joes house and joe and i decided to runout and moon everyone then derek decides hes gonna too so he starts running towards us and tries to pull his pants down on the fly but ends up doing a sailing face plant right into the pavement, heres good ol derek lying face down with his pale ass straight up in the air so joe decides to spank him awake he lost his glasses and when he find them hes paralysed trying to fix them se we carry him to the house where we all decide to munch out and i get stiffed out and instead of a sausage i get a bun full of cheese grrr.
Last night in ottawa we went and had a fun night of cougar partying at Gracies and then on the way home had a rampage of destruction i still dont know why thats so fun when drunk and also why they dont chain down those newspaper dispensing machines. Then back to the rez where we had 2 george foremans making grill cheese.
Ahh sooo much fun thank you everyone for making my week so fun everyone i met was really cool and i miss everyone from last year i cant wait to visit again. i may periodically add more as i remeber it and feel the necessity to fill it in. Night all Casey