TODAY's EPISODE: 5% MARGIN OF ERROR

[the_pied_piper]

"I'm disagreeable, I curse, I have the tendency to throw things through windows, I hit more people than is probably legal, my worst enemy is my boss who also happens to be the richest and most powerful man in the world, and for the past five years, I believe that the Devil has been giving me advice. But I'm 95% certain that I'm not crazy."

- Finnegan MacCool

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have the character defining quote I've been looking for.