Luna's (Not So) Lunes Linkies - Round 60 (Alphabet Week)
WEEK 60! AND I DID A SPECIAL FOR YOU. Jump the cut to see a link for (almost) every letter of the alphabet this week:
A - Asteroid: Hey, did you know early in the month we all narrowly escaped death when an asteroid almost hit us? No? Yeah, I didn't hear about this one either. D:
B - Birth: ...here's the "Me Giving Birth To Myself" costume. It is so ridiculously NSFW.
C - Caylee Sunshine: Who is Caylee Sunshine? Well, it's one of the latest dolls on the market. Why should you care? Because Caylee Sunshine is based off of Caylee Anthony... the toddler who went missing and whose remains were found in a laundry basket later. This is about 87 different kinds of fucked up. (Read more about the Caylee Anthony homicide here, which is also kind of fucked up.)
D - Drugs: Apparently a woman who owns a night club was accused of having rampant drug use within it's confines. She wrote a letter of denial to the police in an attempt to clear her name. The problem? The paper she used was covered in cocaine.
E - Engrish: A list of 20 awesomesauce engrish signs should suffice for this one. :) A few are slightly NSFW.
F - Finger: Okay, this guy? Is my hero for the month. So a guy looses his finger in a motorcycling accident and, in a twist of The Future decides the prosthetic replacement really would be best suited with an upgrade... namely a USB drive. I love it.
G - Graffiti: ...teehee. Yeah.
H - High: here's five ways, straight out of science fiction (into science fact) that one could get high. Well, it's less about getting high and more about doing drugs, but I already had a link for D. I must admit I like their #5.
I - Irony: check out this news story - apparently a convicted rapist is asking for the death penalty because he's afraid he'll be raped in prison. I'm probably cruel for it, but my gut reaction was, "AHAHAH-send 'em to jail."
J - Jesus: A pretty hilarious video for you; Jesus pwn3d U. That could also be the 1AM talking.
K - Kidneys: despite all the creepy Craigslist postings I tend to put on here, you have to admit, the site has it's uses. For instance, you can apparently get a kidney.
L - Literature: IF THERE IS ANY LINK YOU'RE GOING TO CLICK ON, LET THIS BE IT. Wow. Wow. An analogy for you before I post the link: in one of my fandoms, when there is horrifically bad animation, it is referred to as "quality fucking animation." The :| is implied. And I believe I have found the quality fucking animation version of the literary world. Silk and Steel (by Ron Miller) exceeds even Twilight in sure horribleness. The link sends you to two pages (which links to two more pages and a slew of horribleness-inspired goodies) from the actual book and... damn. Damn. Words fail me. Which is probably good, because this guy managed to think up at least a paragraph to describe a chick's pubes. Amongst other things. It's like a car wreck: you can't look away.
M - Mutation: Sent to me by serke. So, what are some of the effects of mutated genes? I wish my TA in high school was that awesome.
N - Nintendo: duuuuude, a flashback to the past. Here's an old O'Reilly news clip on Nintendo, and namely Super Mario Brothers. I want to see how many people they can find off the street who has no idea who super Mario Brothers are now. And god they make it Serious Business.
O - Oldman: It is my own personal belief that Gary Oldman is the man (not to be confused with The Man, which is far less savory). One guy has taken it upon himself to list some of the best (and worst) that Oldman has ever been involved in. ...He's still basically awesomely scene stealing in everything he's in, no matter how well the movie did. And... WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS GARY OLDMAN IN HANNIBAL? WHAT? WHAT? NO ONE TOLD ME THAT.
P - Poop: AIN'T SCIENCE GREAT. And now it's made a monster of a machine that... makes poop. Impressive though, that it takes all that to mimic the human body.
Q - Queen: ...I was having a hard time with the letter Q to be honest. Here's some hard to believe letters to Dairy Queen.
R - Rocks: With the weather taking a turn for the nice, I'd like to post the most delightfully snarky and completely true nature preserve disclaimer that's possibly ever been written. Not to mention it covers the park's ass 8 ways to Friday. ILU, Nelson Rocks Preserve.
S - Smile: Attention. Run away floating smiley faces have been spotted in the air over London. I think this should be done everywhere.
T - Twilight: GODDAMMIT I JUST CAN'T LET IT GO. A Twilight anime is in the works. Here's my prediction: the hilarious part is going to be that it'll be better than the source material. Regardless, I dare not watch it.
U - Uncle Sam: So... Uncle Sam wants your brain. The title totally sums up the article to perfection, which ranges from mind control to cognitive enhancement.
V - Venice, vampires: seems that Italian researchers have found a real gem in the way of history... namely one of...basically none intact vampire removal rituals that have ever been unearthed. "This is the first time that archaeology has succeeded in reconstructing the ritual of exorcism of a vampire... This helps authenticate how the myth of vampires was born."
W - Wrrrrrry? D:: directed my way by Kelly is a massive, NSFW Disney fail, that I can only pray is photoshopped in some way, shape, or form.
X - Nooooooooo. I have been defeated. Allow me to cheat a little... X-treme: ...So... you're what??
Y - Yeondoo Jung. So who's that? She's taken a number of drawings done by children and then reinterpreted them into photos with stunning results. They're really a great deal of fun to see how A looks as B, as it were.
Z - Zombies: talk about your misconceptions. So a student was arrested in Kentucky because police believed they had evidence of the kid plotting terrorist activity. So what was the evidence? Zombie fan-fiction.
Also a happy birthday to hmsbackstroker!
Also a happy birthday to hmsbackstroker!