Luna's (Not So) Lunes Linkies - Round 33
Starting a grand "master list" (that will be debuted at linkies round 40 or 50) takes up much time. Also, my computer screen keeps flickering and that is scaring the crap out of me. LATE LINKIES AHOY:
You know you are mad jealous of this guy's balloon skills.
I don't think I've ever quite posted something quite like this before. Here's an online test that rates how good you would be as a 1930s husband or wife. I score an 18 as a 1930's housewife (namely, as the test puts it, "failure"). However, the score I got as a 1930's husband is close to embarrassing... let's just say the range I was pegged in was "Very Superior". UNF. I AM CLEARLY A 1930 MALE LOVE MACHINE.
"Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, has advised other men not to follow his example and marry 86 women." ...Dude. That's a new wife every year since you were negative two. Fortunately, the "power of Allah" is on his side, so that he isn't crushed by the ravaging desires of 86 women... yeah.
TRUFAX, THIS IS THE SINGULARLY MOST BADASS PET EVAR. Y/N?
You know what I hate? Kittens. They're so fluffy and adorable and warm. Let's have a rap battle about it. "Fuck a kitten up, kick him in the face! Put him in his motherfuckin' kitten place!" NSFW for language. This is the third most brilliant random rap video I have found on the internet... number two will come next week and number one was an actual rap, that I would like to deny was actually released by some credible music producer somewhere.
CHESS BOXING. IT'S THE NEW SPORT.
And to end: did a bishop really get attacked by angry masked little people? Or are we just scraping the bottom the barrel when it comes to real news?