Luna (Not So) Lunes Linkies - Round Fifteen (WORD PROMPTS)
Possibly the longest linkies EVAR,
I find myself unusually wakeful at early-ass-o-clock, so up the linkies go! While I wasn't able to fulfill everyone's every single request, I was at least able to grant everyone AT LEAST one (actually, most people got two, if not all three). Enjoy! They are listed in order of request: if you requested first, those are up first, etc.
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flyboy788
Sex
I really almost put in the Care Bears porn. Really, I almost did. Instead, here's an equally lulzy worthy real moment: amorous moose mounts bison statue, makes sweet, sweet love.
Drugs
Check out hmsbackstroker prompt on crack for more drug-use, but here are some spiders on drugs. My personal favorite has to be "caffeine spider," as all I can do is insert a, "wEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeee..." voice over on the part where it's bouncing up and down like an excited kid.
Rock-and-roll
I've been wanting to put this link up for oh so very long: rock out to Tokyo Plastic's "Drum Machine Splash." It's semi-interactive when loading, so be sure to click the prompts.
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onthefarside85
Defenestration
In a bit of local odd news, baby falls out window, is caught by postal worker. Something about the story skeeves me the hell out, and this awkward lovely video interview makes things even more fun. ...Way to represent Albany, by the way, momma-lady. D=
Moon
A "moon"-y link for TWO reasons, read the tale of one man's honeymoon to Puerto Rico. He also makes a couple of cracks about P.R.'s fledging lunar program which... are probably true. Not to mention Chupacabra, because what is Puerto Rico without mentioning rum, chupacabra, and/or rice with beans!! (I'm a little sad there aren't more driving jokes though.)
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fuckaramark
Supercalifragiliciousticexpealadosious (sic)
While I regretfully lack Mary Poppin's based links, I do have a link on Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which trumps the prompt by like, thirteen letters, when you spell everything right. (Oh yeah, this is for real. Especially if wikipedia says so.)
MIT
I, for one, welcome our future robot overlords: MIT creates robot "so like you."
Catch-22
Sweet jeebus. Something about this link screams, "Weeeee caa~an't tell you!" I offer the child porn law that created a catch-22. "Pennsylvania's attorney general is citing laws against distributing child pornography in refusing to identify any of hundreds of websites his office has forced the nation's largest Internet providers to block under a unique state law." Because if they told you, they would technically be breaking the law too.
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hmsbackstroker
Crack
Not exactly crack, per say (and actually a touch sad) but here are the before-and-afters of people on meth. DON'T DO DRUGS, KEEDS. (Also see flyboy788 prompt on drugs, if that didn't tickle your fancy.)
Peanut
Man, I had a hard time choosing... so I didn't. Here's the story of a cat who got its head stuck in a peanut butter jar for 19 days AND peanut business cards.
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girltreadwater
Paean
I was actually going to put one thing up (ended up going up under flyboy788 "rock and roll" prompt) but decided against it at the last second. I believe this is a paean in it's truest: "Hard-core For Christ:" how one church incorporates heavy metal into sermon.
Xanthochroi
I'll admit I had to look this one up. However, when I did, it brought one of my more lulzy links to mind. ...Unfortunately I used it two weeks ago. So, in case you missed it before, I (regretfully, but only a little because I still love the link) redirect your attentions back to Japanese awesome wax TV once more.
Pilgarlic
Silent night, naked night. He is regretfully not bald, but I believe the other definition of the word certainly applies.
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gotlivingdead
Penguins, sex, seals
Since I know what Tegan wants me to put up, she rather directed ALL of her word prompts to the one thing, rather than prompt for it and two other things... it's pretty epic though: seal rapist attacks penguin. One of the best comments I've seen directed towards this entry was, "I think the seal is releasing its pent-up anger from generations of horrendous mutilation via orca on the penguin. At least it didn’t go postal and start massacring fellow seals.
Hope you all enjoyed that. The next two weeks will be fairly busy for me, so I have two entries already all written up (but privatized, so you can't see them yet) to prevent anything going up too late.
I find myself unusually wakeful at early-ass-o-clock, so up the linkies go! While I wasn't able to fulfill everyone's every single request, I was at least able to grant everyone AT LEAST one (actually, most people got two, if not all three). Enjoy! They are listed in order of request: if you requested first, those are up first, etc.
~*~
flyboy788
Sex
I really almost put in the Care Bears porn. Really, I almost did. Instead, here's an equally lulzy worthy real moment: amorous moose mounts bison statue, makes sweet, sweet love.
Drugs
Check out hmsbackstroker prompt on crack for more drug-use, but here are some spiders on drugs. My personal favorite has to be "caffeine spider," as all I can do is insert a, "wEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeee..." voice over on the part where it's bouncing up and down like an excited kid.
Rock-and-roll
I've been wanting to put this link up for oh so very long: rock out to Tokyo Plastic's "Drum Machine Splash." It's semi-interactive when loading, so be sure to click the prompts.
~*~
onthefarside85
Defenestration
In a bit of local odd news, baby falls out window, is caught by postal worker. Something about the story skeeves me the hell out, and this awkward lovely video interview makes things even more fun. ...Way to represent Albany, by the way, momma-lady. D=
Moon
A "moon"-y link for TWO reasons, read the tale of one man's honeymoon to Puerto Rico. He also makes a couple of cracks about P.R.'s fledging lunar program which... are probably true. Not to mention Chupacabra, because what is Puerto Rico without mentioning rum, chupacabra, and/or rice with beans!! (I'm a little sad there aren't more driving jokes though.)
~*~
fuckaramark
Supercalifragiliciousticexpealadosious (sic)
While I regretfully lack Mary Poppin's based links, I do have a link on Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which trumps the prompt by like, thirteen letters, when you spell everything right. (Oh yeah, this is for real. Especially if wikipedia says so.)
MIT
I, for one, welcome our future robot overlords: MIT creates robot "so like you."
Catch-22
Sweet jeebus. Something about this link screams, "Weeeee caa~an't tell you!" I offer the child porn law that created a catch-22. "Pennsylvania's attorney general is citing laws against distributing child pornography in refusing to identify any of hundreds of websites his office has forced the nation's largest Internet providers to block under a unique state law." Because if they told you, they would technically be breaking the law too.
~*~
hmsbackstroker
Crack
Not exactly crack, per say (and actually a touch sad) but here are the before-and-afters of people on meth. DON'T DO DRUGS, KEEDS. (Also see flyboy788 prompt on drugs, if that didn't tickle your fancy.)
Peanut
Man, I had a hard time choosing... so I didn't. Here's the story of a cat who got its head stuck in a peanut butter jar for 19 days AND peanut business cards.
~*~
girltreadwater
Paean
I was actually going to put one thing up (ended up going up under flyboy788 "rock and roll" prompt) but decided against it at the last second. I believe this is a paean in it's truest: "Hard-core For Christ:" how one church incorporates heavy metal into sermon.
Xanthochroi
I'll admit I had to look this one up. However, when I did, it brought one of my more lulzy links to mind. ...Unfortunately I used it two weeks ago. So, in case you missed it before, I (regretfully, but only a little because I still love the link) redirect your attentions back to Japanese awesome wax TV once more.
Pilgarlic
Silent night, naked night. He is regretfully not bald, but I believe the other definition of the word certainly applies.
~*~
gotlivingdead
Penguins, sex, seals
Since I know what Tegan wants me to put up, she rather directed ALL of her word prompts to the one thing, rather than prompt for it and two other things... it's pretty epic though: seal rapist attacks penguin. One of the best comments I've seen directed towards this entry was, "I think the seal is releasing its pent-up anger from generations of horrendous mutilation via orca on the penguin. At least it didn’t go postal and start massacring fellow seals.
Hope you all enjoyed that. The next two weeks will be fairly busy for me, so I have two entries already all written up (but privatized, so you can't see them yet) to prevent anything going up too late.