Luna (Not So) Lunes Linkies - Round Nine

[the_perkygoff]

We're back to the standard, "I has a normal flavor" linkies (as normal as they get). If I had planned things a bit better, I would have realized this was the post after Easter and would have made the appropriate-type entry with the appropriate-type articles and links. Instead, you're getting a mostly random grab-bag, with a couple of edits from what I was originally planning to post to allow for some churchy type WTF-ery.

The world of science made a break-through: "Men Who Do More Housework May Get More Sex." I love the fact that very probably some of the most brilliant minds in science are whole-heartedly research random shit.

The Vatican released a modern update on the "thou-shalt-not" list a short while ago. The newest sins include pot smoking, pollution, and eating souls. But... dinner is going to be ruined now!!

In a similar state of mind, I bring you a website that I used to adore, forgot about, and re-discovered: undeniable proof that Jesus was Gother Than Thou.

I also feel a little dirty posting this link at this particular point/entry in general, but it seems I'm already going to hell with the soul eating and all. This just in: concrete cocks terrorize Oregon town!! And look! It's NSFW to boot!

I seriously need to remember that "hay guys, it was be Easter last Sunday."

As promised, back in the poll, here's one truly amazing, phenomenal, epic tale, that my words alone will not be able to convey the complete joy of: Clowns KKKick KKK Ass!!

A communion in a Jell-O Pudding Brand (TM) cup. No. Seriously. I suppose I have no excuse for not knowing what cannibalized Jesus tastes like now, since I can buy it in the webbertubes.

And to end, a final video that has nothing to do with Easter (I don't think I could top the last thing). I could have put this under cat week. I COULD have put this under dolphin week. It bridged both worlds too much. This is what happens when cat meets dolphin.

EDIT: I lied about the not topping the last Easter thing. Via Ectomo and My Confined Space: The Pope Chair. (I wish I had serke Pope/Emperor Palpatine LJ icon.) Not only does it defeat the Milton Bradley board game Trouble (TM) Pop-O-Matic Bubble Pope-mobile, it sucks souls into the abyss. Which may or may not have been what they were going for.