Stupid HIM and Their Stupid Embarrassing Song Titles...
Taken from
radrac:
Play along or not, your call. I just got this from http://librarianwoes.wordpress.com/ (incidentally a funny blog about the life of a librarian):
SHUFFLE YOUR iTUNES ONCE FOR EACH QUESTION AND RESPOND WITH THE CORRESPONDING SONG AND DON’T CHEAT, it’s very entertaining, B******!
1.) Are you a male or female?
Do It Again -- Steely Dan.
...Buh?
2.) Describe yourself:
Beautiful Name -- ZoeGirl.
The embarrassing Christian rock band I listen to. That was actually a pretty powerful selection. And now I'm embarrassed even more.
3.) How do you feel about yourself?
One Night Only -- Jennifer Hudson.
Not the trampy Beyonce version. I want to point that out.
4.) Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend:
Day Like Today -- Tom McRae.
If I actually had an ex-boyfriend, I imagine I'd be bawling right now; I love this damn song, it's so beautiful and sad.
5.) Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend:
Green and Gray -- Nickle Creek.
I think if I had a boyfriend, this song might make some damn sense.
6.) Describe your current location:
A Final Dream -- Nightwish.
Very sweet little lullaby song, perfect for hanging with my computer with my nighttime view of downtown.
7.) Describe what you want to be:
I Believe In a Thing Called Love -- The Darkness.
I want to be a band that crashed after one album? Weird.
8 ) Describe your best friend:
March of the Montagues and Capulets -- Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet.
Ummm... Is there anything somebody needs to tell me?
9.) Your favorite color is:
Song Beneath the Song -- Maria Taylor.
Meta is my favorite color! Thanks, iTunes!
10.) You know that:
They -- Jem.
iTunes-me is paranoid and bitter, oddly enough.
11.) What is the weather like?
The Waitress -- Tori Amos.
Given how well I understand Tori Amos's songs (not at all. At least I'm honest.) this could potentially be a brillant answer.
12.) If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
The Chimbley Sweep -- The Decemberists.
Bwah! That's awesome! :D I take back all my snide comments about this test, because now I'm envisioning my TV show and I'm like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, bad fake British accent and all.
13.) What is life to you?
Wait a Minute -- Mila J.
...Is this some kind of burn on how I'm late to everything?
14.) What is the best advice you have to give?
Land of Confusion -- Disturbed.
My advice is obviously that you shouldn't cover Phil Collins, because he cannot be beaten. Not even if you make a lot of those weird RHAH! noises.
15.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Battle without Honor or Humanity-- Tomoyasu Hotei.
I would actually change it to this song, 'the Artist formerly known as Prince'-style, because this is the greatest song ever. I would carry a tape player with me and take it out whenever I needed to introduce myself. And then I would tell people that they could just hum a few bars for short.
16.) What will you repost this as?
Love's the Funeral of Hearts -- HIM.
No damn way, HIM. That is the dumbest song title ever.
radrac:
Play along or not, your call. I just got this from http://librarianwoes.wordpress.com/ (incidentally a funny blog about the life of a librarian):
SHUFFLE YOUR iTUNES ONCE FOR EACH QUESTION AND RESPOND WITH THE CORRESPONDING SONG AND DON’T CHEAT, it’s very entertaining, B******!
1.) Are you a male or female?
Do It Again -- Steely Dan.
...Buh?
2.) Describe yourself:
Beautiful Name -- ZoeGirl.
The embarrassing Christian rock band I listen to. That was actually a pretty powerful selection. And now I'm embarrassed even more.
3.) How do you feel about yourself?
One Night Only -- Jennifer Hudson.
Not the trampy Beyonce version. I want to point that out.
4.) Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend:
Day Like Today -- Tom McRae.
If I actually had an ex-boyfriend, I imagine I'd be bawling right now; I love this damn song, it's so beautiful and sad.
5.) Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend:
Green and Gray -- Nickle Creek.
I think if I had a boyfriend, this song might make some damn sense.
6.) Describe your current location:
A Final Dream -- Nightwish.
Very sweet little lullaby song, perfect for hanging with my computer with my nighttime view of downtown.
7.) Describe what you want to be:
I Believe In a Thing Called Love -- The Darkness.
I want to be a band that crashed after one album? Weird.
8 ) Describe your best friend:
March of the Montagues and Capulets -- Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet.
Ummm... Is there anything somebody needs to tell me?
9.) Your favorite color is:
Song Beneath the Song -- Maria Taylor.
Meta is my favorite color! Thanks, iTunes!
10.) You know that:
They -- Jem.
iTunes-me is paranoid and bitter, oddly enough.
11.) What is the weather like?
The Waitress -- Tori Amos.
Given how well I understand Tori Amos's songs (not at all. At least I'm honest.) this could potentially be a brillant answer.
12.) If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
The Chimbley Sweep -- The Decemberists.
Bwah! That's awesome! :D I take back all my snide comments about this test, because now I'm envisioning my TV show and I'm like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, bad fake British accent and all.
13.) What is life to you?
Wait a Minute -- Mila J.
...Is this some kind of burn on how I'm late to everything?
14.) What is the best advice you have to give?
Land of Confusion -- Disturbed.
My advice is obviously that you shouldn't cover Phil Collins, because he cannot be beaten. Not even if you make a lot of those weird RHAH! noises.
15.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Battle without Honor or Humanity-- Tomoyasu Hotei.
I would actually change it to this song, 'the Artist formerly known as Prince'-style, because this is the greatest song ever. I would carry a tape player with me and take it out whenever I needed to introduce myself. And then I would tell people that they could just hum a few bars for short.
16.) What will you repost this as?
Love's the Funeral of Hearts -- HIM.
No damn way, HIM. That is the dumbest song title ever.