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this is a very fine article indeed. Quite humorous and informative.
But the best part is the following sarcastic comment left by one of the various readers:
"Anything that makes a man cry is gay! Transformers Movie, Fiddler on the Roof, That episode of Futurama with Fry's dog... th-the original land b-before time- OH GOD I CAN'T GO ON!"