Apologies for the delay, but I was still letting it sink in. It really kind of sucks. See, leaving aside the fact that he's gorgeous and amazing and I'm a United fan and I've always wanted to have his babies, he's also the reason I got back into football. And therefore basically the reason I know most if not all of you. He means a lot. And now - at least for a while, at least, and at least as a player - he's gone.
HOWEVER, he is having a testimonial match with Ajax on August 3rd. Stay tuned and be there, even if it's only in spirit. In the meantime, we spam!