challenge fic, Huntelaar/Van Persie, Bitchin'
Title: Bitchin’
Pairing: Klaas Jan Huntelaar/Robin van Persie
Disclaimer: fantasy, make-believe, fiction
Rating: PG-13
Note:
lhc08
asked for them. So here they are.
Bitchin’
By Sophia Moon
“You look like a rabbit with those teeth.”
“You walk like a girl on the pitch.”
“I hate you.”
“I hate you more.”
“Let’s fuck.”
“So drop your pants and bend over the table.”
“You do the bending, I do the fucking.”
“Do I look like the bending over type to you?”
“Go fuck yourself?”
“No, I was going to fuck you.”
“In your dreams.”
“No, for real.”
“With what? That?”
“Your arse that sloppy?”
“I’m used to real men.”
“You mean you’re a slut.”
“You still want to fuck?”
“You bet I do.”
“Heads”
“Tail.”
“Fuck you.”
“No, you.”