Dec 06, 2007 02:37
My thesis:
Cookie dough is regarded as one of the most delicious of God's creations because it fulfills our innate childhood desire to eat the inedible; our enjoyment of this delicacy stems from our suppressed urge to consume the playdough that was a staple of playtime and creativity in middle class children raised in the 1990's.
okay, not really. that would be an awesome paper, though, wouldn't it?
Waaaaaaah I don't want to write my Milton paper annyymooore. :(