She dances naked in her crocodile shoes
I just had lunch with the famous and extraordinarily beautiful Sarah Anne.
I know you're jealous.
On the way back to my office, I overheard a share-worthy conversation...
1st pubescent teenager : Dude, I am so fucking bored.
2nd pubesecent teenager : Yeah man, let's go into Hooters!
1st pubescent teenager : Fuck yeah. (Pause) Wait... we're not 18.
2nd pubesecent teenager : I doubt whorehouses care about ID.
1st pubescent teenager : Maybe. But, like, what if we go in there and see my sister or some crazy shit?!
2nd pubesecent teenager : Yeah true, your sister IS a slut.
1st pubescent teenager : Yeah.
2nd pubesecent teenager : Oh well, tits are tits!!!
And with that they walked towards the door.
Golden.
I know you're jealous.
On the way back to my office, I overheard a share-worthy conversation...
1st pubescent teenager : Dude, I am so fucking bored.
2nd pubesecent teenager : Yeah man, let's go into Hooters!
1st pubescent teenager : Fuck yeah. (Pause) Wait... we're not 18.
2nd pubesecent teenager : I doubt whorehouses care about ID.
1st pubescent teenager : Maybe. But, like, what if we go in there and see my sister or some crazy shit?!
2nd pubesecent teenager : Yeah true, your sister IS a slut.
1st pubescent teenager : Yeah.
2nd pubesecent teenager : Oh well, tits are tits!!!
And with that they walked towards the door.
Golden.