The Daily Life of a Stan

Jun 04, 2006 02:16

Since Stan just got himself killed in the RP, figured I'd take the time to write up his daily schedule.


On days when Stan has a body.

Stan gets up for gorilla wake-up call at the ass-crack of dawn, sleepwalks to mess hall, doesn't eat because he's not really awake so much as sleeping with his eyes open, and returns to his cabin to go back to bed. He sleeps in late after that. He loves to sleep, despite the fact that he'll often forget he needs to.

When he gets up he may forget to eat; depends on how hungry he is/if he's reminded. Bodily needs like food/sleep/etc slip his mind often; he's getting much better at remembering to take care of himself but 300 years of bottle and then months of shadow mean that he still forgets things. So. He may get up around noon-ish and, if he can smell good food or if Ros brought something for him or if he's STARVING 'cause he forgot dinner, he'll find something to eat. Then he's lazy and takes a good hour to get ready for the day, teeth brushing and getting dressed etc etc. He showers maybe every other day.

THEN. The body of Stan's day USED to be spent lazing around, playing computer games/illegally downloading music/shooting zombies/heckling random campers. Now, however, as a side effect of getting killed by Ari and Ros when he was very nearly at full power and thinks he should have dominated the fight easily, he's realized that he's a biiiit rusty in terms of fighting skill, so he goes and hides somewhere in the woods to exercise and beat up monsters for some time. This is an every other day thing, have to give muscles time to recouperate. AFTER this he goes about heckling people/fooling around/wasting his time, but he's now making an effort to keep his body in good shape if not improve the shape it's in. The reason he didn't before is a combo of not remembering to care for his body/thinking of camp as a vacation where he doesn't need to try to improve/figuring that when he gets his full powers back everything will fall into place, and he doesn't have to work at anything but regaining full powers. The thought of improving himself at this "incomplete" stage hadn't occured to him.

He stays up late doing a whole lot of nothing and goes to bed past midnight. He likes wandering the camp at nighttime if he has nothing else to do; his shadow form can't exist without light, and the forest can get pitch black, and he loves the pure darkness. That's one of his top favourite parts of having a physical form; being able to live while it's dark. He likes to wander into the forest despite the danger. His night vision is good--I'd say better than a human's--but it's still dark and difficult to navigate. Evil Kings like dark, dank, dreary places, underground is best, so the swamp is actually kinda nice in the middle of the night. The kind of thick blackness where you can see a lit match from a mile away, it makes him content.

He is always absently noting where he can be 'evil' and make people miserable. More often than not this takes the form of heckling, since I'm a bad player, and I intend to fix that; Stan moves people's stuff or even takes it, and tries to disrupt people's days beyond just insulting them.

When Stan is a shadow, all he really does is follow his host around. More time is spent on the computer, and also more time is spent thinking about how to be evil.

In conclusion Stan doesn't have so much of a daily schedule as he sits around and waits for opportunities to make people miserable. GO STAN GO.
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