It'll be an EVIL surprise.

[the_one_king]

Stan: it'll be an evil surprise.
Rosalyn: evil surprises are good as long as they dont involve mass genocide ^_~
Stan: but that's my favourite flavour!
Rosalyn: you and your FIXATION WITH DESTROYING RASHELO XD
Stan: BURN, WATER CITY, BURN
Stan: HAHAHAHA
Rosalyn: YOU ONLY WANT TO DO THAT BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVOURITE TOWN
Stan:.... ahem.
Stan: SO!?
Rosalyn: SO, YOU ARE DOING THAT TO SPITE ME
Rosalyn:...what'll you do for oysters?
Stan: I WILL GO SOMEWHERE _ELSE_
3:15 AM
Rosalyn: THERE ISNT ANYWHERE ELSE
Stan:... STFU
Rosalyn: SEE, I DONT SEE YOU DOING THIS TO MADRIL OR TENEL
Rosalyn: IT'S ALWAYS RASHELO
Stan: BURNING. A CITY ON WATER.
Stan: DO YOU NOT SEE THE BEAUTY
Stan: I SEE THE BEAUTY
Stan: DO YOU?
Rosalyn: I DO, BUT IT'S ALSO MY FAVOURITE CITY AND WE HAVE TO TAKE RAENEF THERE FIRST
Stan: BURN IT DOOOOOWN
Rosalyn: RAENEF
Stan: BURNING.
Rosalyn: I FREEZE THINGS
Stan: MELT >0
Rosalyn: YOU CAN ONLY CAST FOR SO LONG BEFORE IT DEPLETES YOUR HEALTH
Stan:... STFU
Rosalyn: SO I JUST HAVE TO KEEP FREEZING IT OVER UNTIL YOU CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.
3:20 AM
Stan: WILL BURN YO' _ASS_
Rosalyn: YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING
Rosalyn: DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU OWN THAT ASS?
Stan: THEN STAY OUT OF IT
Stan: THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND RASHELO
Rosalyn: XD
Stan: KEEP YOU ASS TO YOSELF
Rosalyn: WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU?
Rosalyn: AND WHAT KIND OF HERO STAYS OUT OF IT?!
Stan: IT JUST _SAT_ THERE
Stan: _FLOATING_
Stan: ON THE _WATER_
Stan: _TAUNTING_ ME.
Stan: SAYING, "OH HO HO HO, YOU CANNOT BURN _ME_
Stan: "
Stan: "_I'M_ FLOATING."
Rosalyn: ....
Rosalyn: ::WALLS YOU NOW::
Rosalyn: STOP THINKING ABOUT RASHELO
Stan: MMPH--oh okay =]
Rosalyn: =D
Rosalyn: ::note to self, never let the evil king out of bed::

... That conversation never happened.

EDIT:

Rosalyn: GO DREAM OF DESTROYING RASHELO
Rosalyn: IT'S THE CLOSEST YOU'LL COME TO DOING IT
Stan: OH
Stan: OH THAT IS JUST GOING TO FAR
Stan: YOU DONE DID IT NOW
Rosalyn: ::WALLS AGAIN::
Stan: ... =D