the evil of b-max

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Seminary today. It sucked like always. This morning even more than usual, however. Here is the story. I got there on time like always at 6:02 AM, because they don't start taking role until ten after six. I didn't want to sit in my old seat because I can't concentrate there due to the skewed position and pugnant bodies surrounding me. This time, I plopped down by Tiana. Then Keli made her routine checkup on me, and she told me to "go back to where I belong" in the corner. I told her that it was a new week, and I would like to sit where I would be able to optimize my learning experience and spiritual growth. She vehemently opposed it and so I left. I went to another room to read my book. Now fast-forward 35 minutes to the end of class. I tossed a cup into the dumpster outside, and while I was returning everybody was departing from the church. I approached Jonathan's car to go to school then this horrible travesty occured involving Braxton.

Braxton: If you are going to pull a stunt like that again, don't come back.
James: I didn't come back. I stayed in my room the whole time today.
Braxton: No, I mean don't ever come back to seminary.
James: Huh?
Braxton: Not tomorrow, the day after, the rest this week, or the month.
My fellows: (pointing to Braxton) You DUECHEBAG!

Folks, my church is supposed to be nice to its members. It has failed.

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I just heard this here. The E-Free pastor said that mormons are polytheistic. They believe in God, the Cow, and Joseph of Arimathea.