SETH QUOTES The Debut & The Outsider
And I bring to you the Seth quotes (the funnier ones anyway) of Episodes 4 (The Debut) and 5 (The Outsider)
THE DEBUT
*playing video games*
Seth: Oh.. oh.. oh really. you think so?
Ryan: Dude
Seth: Well we'll see about that much, pops.
*player one loses*
Seth: *head down* so the pupil has become the teacher
Kirsten: Seth, we need to Ryan alone.
Seth: Okay.. does this have anything to do with the rug because Ryan had nothing to do with it
Kirsten: *looking around* the rug?
Seth: Im gonna go now *dash off!*
Seth: Dude.. you're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt
Ryan: Now all I gotta do is stay out of trouble
Seth: Yeah, that can be... difficult.
Kirsten: How is the bed Ryan? Comfortable?
*Seth flops on it like a fish out of water*
Ryan: ...yes.
Kirsten: Cotillion is New Port's biggest event
Seth: Or until whatever's next week
Kirsten: Its the day when Newport's most accomplished women make their debut into society.
Seth: or another excuse for them to get wasted and throw up on themselves
"White gloves. Great for a comeback."
Sandy: Fellas, you mind? [Kirsten and I need to have a private talk]
Seth: If this is about the vase..
Sandy: Which vase?
Seth: Nother. lets go Ryan.
Ryan: I think Im not going to Cotillion
Seth: Yeah. Okay. Except that you are.
"Ryan we're white knights. That means Marissa probably already has some sad, lonely girl all lined up for you to escort so you can't just call and cancel the last minute. That's a faux pas buddy."
Ryan: Dancing? You didnt tell me there'd be dancing.
Seth: Well if I did I'd be here by myself right now.
Ryan: Coz I really dont dance.
Seth: Well neither do I. I just move well. *the arms wave* Want me to teach you that one?
Anna: Can we just get this over with?
Seth: Caliente!
Summer: So like what am I supposed to do?
Seth: coughoverherecough
Summer: *eye roll*
Seth: whistle whistle
Summer: Fine!
Seth: Are you sure? *goofy grin* because if you're not-
Summer: Just dont talk to me!
Seth: All right I get it. Our connection's a little bit deeper than the words
Summer: *death glare*
Seth: That's it. Im done. Im sorry. Im chock full of quiet now. *awkwardly holds out arms*
Marissa: I mean you're living here now so there's no reason why we cant all hang out and be friends.
Seth: I can think of a reason
*to Summer* Wow you're a really good barbequetionist
*Ryan goes down from Luke punching him* "Wow you just got your butt kicked. You didnt even fight back. Dude, you really are a Cohen.
(coolits quotes this pic "The moment I fell in love with you. -Seth")
Anna: a lone figure wondering if he's gonna be lonely the rest of his life
Seth: hey your sensitivity. its really nonexistent
Anna: you know what your problem is? you're not a man
Seth: again, not appreciating the brutal honesty
Anna: do you know what girls find sexy?
Seth: nope. oh wait yes- dudes who play water polo.
*to Ryan after debut* Quite a little debut you had tonight. Really know how to present yourself. Finally a Cohen that can throw it down.
THE OUTSIDER
Seth: Is that a new shirt
Ryan: Yeah your mom bought me some new clothes. She didnt have to though.
Seth: Right because we all know you can get a lot of mileage out of a tank top. Speaking of which, do you think I could pull off the wife-beater?
*at lobster tank, slices finger across his neck* You're dead!
Seth: This actually works out good for me, you starting the new job coz now Im gonna have to count on all the stuff that I havent been able to do since you moved here. Like Im gonna get to start my novel.
Ryan: I'll be back by 6
Seth: Its 9 now. which means Im gonna have 9 hours of me-time. Im gonna do stuff like learn Chinese, stufy my talimode(sp?)- really sink my teeth into it
Ryan: are you gonna be okay?
Seth: ...Yes. Before you moved here all I did was hang out by myself anyway so its really just returning to form.
"How would you feel about a little thing I call The IMAX experience?"
"I do enjoy the crazy honeys."
Ryan: You're not going.
Seth: *snort* Okay mom. Except that I am.
Sandy: So this happened at the parking lot of the IMAX theater? *indicates to trashed car*
Seth: Shark movies bring out a rough crowd
"Seth Cohen. Your friendly neighborhood pimp. At your service."
Seth: *to Ryan* Enough with the whole moody scowl thing
Ryan: You're gonna take him (Donny) to a New POrt party?
Seth: Yeah. Exactly. Now it will be on my turf. ...Actually I dont have any turf but if I did, this would be it.
(coolits quotes this shot, "I will protect you, Summer! Cue heroic instrumental overture!")
Donny: *holding Luke at gunpoint* How do you like the way this guy talks to you huh Ryan? LIke you're trash? How about you, Seth?
Seth: Uh yeah, he's definitely flawed.
Ryan: Well if you want to make some extra money, Im sure there's a job open for you at the restaurant
Seth: No I think it'd be good to take some me-time. Work on the novel. Tonight would make a good chapter.
"I think from now on we gotta stick together. United we're unstoppable but divided, people get shot."
THE DEBUT
*playing video games*
Seth: Oh.. oh.. oh really. you think so?
Ryan: Dude
Seth: Well we'll see about that much, pops.
*player one loses*
Seth: *head down* so the pupil has become the teacher
Kirsten: Seth, we need to Ryan alone.
Seth: Okay.. does this have anything to do with the rug because Ryan had nothing to do with it
Kirsten: *looking around* the rug?
Seth: Im gonna go now *dash off!*
Seth: Dude.. you're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt
Ryan: Now all I gotta do is stay out of trouble
Seth: Yeah, that can be... difficult.
Kirsten: How is the bed Ryan? Comfortable?
*Seth flops on it like a fish out of water*
Ryan: ...yes.
Kirsten: Cotillion is New Port's biggest event
Seth: Or until whatever's next week
Kirsten: Its the day when Newport's most accomplished women make their debut into society.
Seth: or another excuse for them to get wasted and throw up on themselves
"White gloves. Great for a comeback."
Sandy: Fellas, you mind? [Kirsten and I need to have a private talk]
Seth: If this is about the vase..
Sandy: Which vase?
Seth: Nother. lets go Ryan.
Ryan: I think Im not going to Cotillion
Seth: Yeah. Okay. Except that you are.
"Ryan we're white knights. That means Marissa probably already has some sad, lonely girl all lined up for you to escort so you can't just call and cancel the last minute. That's a faux pas buddy."
Ryan: Dancing? You didnt tell me there'd be dancing.
Seth: Well if I did I'd be here by myself right now.
Ryan: Coz I really dont dance.
Seth: Well neither do I. I just move well. *the arms wave* Want me to teach you that one?
Anna: Can we just get this over with?
Seth: Caliente!
Summer: So like what am I supposed to do?
Seth: coughoverherecough
Summer: *eye roll*
Seth: whistle whistle
Summer: Fine!
Seth: Are you sure? *goofy grin* because if you're not-
Summer: Just dont talk to me!
Seth: All right I get it. Our connection's a little bit deeper than the words
Summer: *death glare*
Seth: That's it. Im done. Im sorry. Im chock full of quiet now. *awkwardly holds out arms*
Marissa: I mean you're living here now so there's no reason why we cant all hang out and be friends.
Seth: I can think of a reason
*to Summer* Wow you're a really good barbequetionist
*Ryan goes down from Luke punching him* "Wow you just got your butt kicked. You didnt even fight back. Dude, you really are a Cohen.
(coolits quotes this pic "The moment I fell in love with you. -Seth")
Anna: a lone figure wondering if he's gonna be lonely the rest of his life
Seth: hey your sensitivity. its really nonexistent
Anna: you know what your problem is? you're not a man
Seth: again, not appreciating the brutal honesty
Anna: do you know what girls find sexy?
Seth: nope. oh wait yes- dudes who play water polo.
*to Ryan after debut* Quite a little debut you had tonight. Really know how to present yourself. Finally a Cohen that can throw it down.
THE OUTSIDER
Seth: Is that a new shirt
Ryan: Yeah your mom bought me some new clothes. She didnt have to though.
Seth: Right because we all know you can get a lot of mileage out of a tank top. Speaking of which, do you think I could pull off the wife-beater?
*at lobster tank, slices finger across his neck* You're dead!
Seth: This actually works out good for me, you starting the new job coz now Im gonna have to count on all the stuff that I havent been able to do since you moved here. Like Im gonna get to start my novel.
Ryan: I'll be back by 6
Seth: Its 9 now. which means Im gonna have 9 hours of me-time. Im gonna do stuff like learn Chinese, stufy my talimode(sp?)- really sink my teeth into it
Ryan: are you gonna be okay?
Seth: ...Yes. Before you moved here all I did was hang out by myself anyway so its really just returning to form.
"How would you feel about a little thing I call The IMAX experience?"
"I do enjoy the crazy honeys."
Ryan: You're not going.
Seth: *snort* Okay mom. Except that I am.
Sandy: So this happened at the parking lot of the IMAX theater? *indicates to trashed car*
Seth: Shark movies bring out a rough crowd
"Seth Cohen. Your friendly neighborhood pimp. At your service."
Seth: *to Ryan* Enough with the whole moody scowl thing
Ryan: You're gonna take him (Donny) to a New POrt party?
Seth: Yeah. Exactly. Now it will be on my turf. ...Actually I dont have any turf but if I did, this would be it.
(coolits quotes this shot, "I will protect you, Summer! Cue heroic instrumental overture!")
Donny: *holding Luke at gunpoint* How do you like the way this guy talks to you huh Ryan? LIke you're trash? How about you, Seth?
Seth: Uh yeah, he's definitely flawed.
Ryan: Well if you want to make some extra money, Im sure there's a job open for you at the restaurant
Seth: No I think it'd be good to take some me-time. Work on the novel. Tonight would make a good chapter.
"I think from now on we gotta stick together. United we're unstoppable but divided, people get shot."