words of wisdom

[the_nothing_man]

Committe- a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group can decide nothing can be done.

if the path ahead of you is uphill and is full of water hazards and other obstacles, use a pitching wedge

measure life not by the ammount of breaths you take but by the momments that take your breath away

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

penis doesnt go in the mouth

im out bitches

-i am georege w. boosh