The village the Vikings forgot to burn down

[the_nordic_one]

I really, REALLY hate living here in Burke, VA sometimes!! No cell phone reception, no matter where I go! What if my car broke down (which it did on Friday night) and I am unable to call anyone? What kind of place is this???

In case you think I'm kidding

It's bad enough this place has no real Asian restaurants anywhere and that everything closes up at 8pm, but now this?