Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I put gum in
quicktongue's hair (-12 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
greensabre27 (-5000 points). In January I broke
lovecraftienne's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5800 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
the_nita