"You see, anything done in the the name of Christ shall prevail!"
These plans go as follows:
Sometime this summer, I and some fellow droogies of the "Shenango Valley River Ninjas" are attending a "Bread-Shoe Carp-Walking" ceremony. I of course, will be the main attraction (we wouldn't have it any other way.) I shall dress up as THE man, Jesus Christ, (complete with fake beird with sweet robe.) This time, instead of those killer sandals he sports, I will be sporting breadshoes. Now, one may ponder this for a moment, and this may be the most absurd of events to take place in history. Well, I'll tell you kids...*points finger* I'd rather walk! No, seriously, the whole ligistics of this happenening is to prove that by me wearing Bread-Shoes, and walking atop the thousand of carps that gather in a hunger frenzy at Linesville will keep me afloat. If not, and say, after they eat the loaves of sour dough bread that I sport on my feet, and I plunge into the water to my rancid, carp induced death...ALL WILL NOT BE LOST!!! There is a rope, that will be strategically placed around my waist that will inhibit me from meeting maker before I attend the Oasis concert. Kids, I have MUCH to live for. There is to much of this pathetic world to be dominated. Besides, we're launching it on the Internet, and selling t-shirts. Jackass will be a childs' plaything when I am done! I shall succeed!!!!!! Besides, I am doing this in Jesus' name. lol.
Say perhaps, you are slightly intrigued by this affair of sorts, and you'd like to attend. Well, open invitation is offered to YOU, right now for a limited time only! Contact me, Britannia Elydius Albarn, or one of my droogie assassins, aka, River Ninjas and you may sign up. Don't take your sweet time though...this list will fill as fast as tickets for the star wars showing for midnight on wed will sell. Make haste my friends, make haste!
Dan Abnormal
Sometime this summer, I and some fellow droogies of the "Shenango Valley River Ninjas" are attending a "Bread-Shoe Carp-Walking" ceremony. I of course, will be the main attraction (we wouldn't have it any other way.) I shall dress up as THE man, Jesus Christ, (complete with fake beird with sweet robe.) This time, instead of those killer sandals he sports, I will be sporting breadshoes. Now, one may ponder this for a moment, and this may be the most absurd of events to take place in history. Well, I'll tell you kids...*points finger* I'd rather walk! No, seriously, the whole ligistics of this happenening is to prove that by me wearing Bread-Shoes, and walking atop the thousand of carps that gather in a hunger frenzy at Linesville will keep me afloat. If not, and say, after they eat the loaves of sour dough bread that I sport on my feet, and I plunge into the water to my rancid, carp induced death...ALL WILL NOT BE LOST!!! There is a rope, that will be strategically placed around my waist that will inhibit me from meeting maker before I attend the Oasis concert. Kids, I have MUCH to live for. There is to much of this pathetic world to be dominated. Besides, we're launching it on the Internet, and selling t-shirts. Jackass will be a childs' plaything when I am done! I shall succeed!!!!!! Besides, I am doing this in Jesus' name. lol.
Say perhaps, you are slightly intrigued by this affair of sorts, and you'd like to attend. Well, open invitation is offered to YOU, right now for a limited time only! Contact me, Britannia Elydius Albarn, or one of my droogie assassins, aka, River Ninjas and you may sign up. Don't take your sweet time though...this list will fill as fast as tickets for the star wars showing for midnight on wed will sell. Make haste my friends, make haste!
Dan Abnormal