I am not sick
I have found a new hobby. You know how in internet porn a series of pictures will try to tell a little story? Perhaps you don't because you are cleaner than me and will have to take my word for it. Congratulations. The thing about these stories is that they often start with one picture that is not porn at all, but just a seemingly innocent shot of two or three people meeting for coffee, or going out camping, or washing a car. These pictures are not of porn, but of what happens imediately before porn. I collect these pictures now. I am creating an archive for the good of mankind. I feel that this is an important project and one for which I will one day be venerated and esteemed, though few can appreciate its true value at the moment. This is okay. One must struggle always against the adversity of the ignorant. Currently my archive consists of 86 pre porn pictures which I show to everyone who enters my room via a stylish slideshow program which I aquired for just that purpose. The archive is of course in a constant state of growth as I am highly devoted to the cause and spend hours nightly scowering the internet. The main downside to this is that recently I can not close my eyes without seeing nude and writhing figures in various stages of debauchery. This also is a sacrifice that I am willing to make. I am planning on sending a letter, along with a sample of my work, to the Library of Congress to request that space be reserved for the finished archive (or at least its advancing stages, as it, like all great things, will never truly be finished). II will explain to our government that that which occurs right before porn is perhaps the finest litmus by which we may measure humanity. It is through this that we will truly learn of ourselves. It may indeed hold the only path to our eventual salvation both spiritually and socially. Through this collection of photographs the truth will one day burn through all of the lies with which we have chained ourselves. This is hope. This is life. This is the future. I do this for all mankind.