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the_new_shaman

....A Pirates Life For Me.

Aug 12, 2006 15:27

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terry_cassidy August 13 2006, 03:58:14 UTC

A pirate, is it now?

I wanted to be Grace O'Malley when I was a girl.

the_new_shaman August 13 2006, 05:58:01 UTC

A pirate I have always been, Red.

terry_cassidy August 13 2006, 06:35:11 UTC

I keep asking you not to call me Red. Will it ever sink in?

Why do you say you're a pirate?

the_new_shaman August 13 2006, 06:50:14 UTC

Yes. I'm just... disinclined to acquiesce to your request, Red.

Well, for all intents, I am an outlaw. I live by my own rules, I go where I want, I take what I want. And I woo the wenches wherever I go.

terry_cassidy August 13 2006, 06:54:24 UTC

Yes, and all those wenches are why I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your charms, Mr. Grey.

the_new_shaman August 13 2006, 07:01:14 UTC

Why's that?

And you needn't be so formal, Red.

terry_cassidy August 13 2006, 07:03:16 UTC

Why should I want to be just another notch on your bedpost?

Perhaps I need not be, but I think I'll call you "Mr. Grey" every time you call me "Red."

the_new_shaman August 13 2006, 07:11:07 UTC

Cause it'll be fun. And I don't put notches in my bedposts.

Calling me Mr. Grey makes me sound old. Or important.

terry_cassidy August 13 2006, 07:12:41 UTC

Do you treat women as anything more than conquests?

the_new_shaman August 13 2006, 07:14:49 UTC

How is nailing a woman the same as conquering her? It's not like I club'em over the head and drag'em off into bed.

terry_cassidy August 13 2006, 07:30:47 UTC

No, but I'm thinking that's mostly because you'd hate to have a dead arse in your bed.

the_new_shaman August 13 2006, 07:34:58 UTC

Well, yeah. Who wants someone who's just going to lay there?

But you never answered my question. How is it a "conquest"? You'd almost think that women can't want to get some but have to be tricked into it somehow.

terry_cassidy August 13 2006, 07:36:08 UTC

"Never" is a long time. It's a "conquest" because I don't believe you care about the woman in question. They're trophies, not people.

the_new_shaman August 13 2006, 07:41:56 UTC

No, they're people, with whom I have a night or few of mutual fun, then we part ways. I never make any appearance of otherwise. If she wants to and I want to, then I see nothing wrong with it.

They're still never less than people, Red. Doesn't mean I have to fall in love with every last one of them.

terry_cassidy August 13 2006, 07:42:50 UTC

The way you're rushing about, I wonder if you ever will fall in love.

the_new_shaman August 13 2006, 07:47:09 UTC

Dear God I hope not

If I will, I will. No point in forcing it...

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