So Comedy...
Two of my best friends Andre and Angel have really gotten me into comedy, especially stand up comedy, over the past few months.
Ive always been into it before, but now, journal, ive been much more into it because of them.
Im just going to randomly type some lines that i find funny in comedy sketches/standups. Some of it is to the best of my memory, so it may not be word for word.
"And-some-wom-en-wont-ev-en-give-up-the-big-peice-of-chik-ken....WHO THE FUCKKK IS YOEOUU..!"
" 'Excuuuuuse Me! JUStt because im dressed like this.....dooooes NOT, ...make me a slut!' Im a comedian. What if i dressed up like a cop. 'Excuuuuuuse Me! JUUST,...because im dressed like this.....dooooes NOT-....make me a police offier!'"
"KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
.
.
Khuuuh."
"Hey bebehh!"
"Tuthuh WINDOW! TUthuh WAHWLL! TUH THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MAH BAWL! TUH THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MAH BAWL?!"
"Tuhmakesummilkencoooooohkies. Ithought it was so funne i wanna hear him say it again. I say where you goin? Tuhmakesummilkencoooooohkies."
"Your the first lady. You should be the FIRST one on your knees to SUCK HIS DICK!"
"Im sayin...you cant just put veeeelvet in the shit, and think they nice heeeeeadphones.....Wheres my SNARE? wheres my SNARE 1 2 1 2. ImadropitlikethisImadropitlikethisImadropitlikethisImadropitlikethis....turn my left headphone up a little more....if you dont know about fistacuffs by now? Somethins wrong wtih you. hes got the illest joint out right now, turn my headphones up, hes crazy with it.....uh, turn my headphones up. ok yall ready? yall ready to see how we do on the streets? hea i come hea i come.....aw the beat stopped...ok, uh. yea, from tubuk..........what happened? Well is the beat gonna stop?.....Turn my HEADPHONES UP? TURN EM UP! Put some trebel in it! Put some trebel in it thats my word Hold on nigga i need some water.Well how the fuck im supposed to spit them rhymes, if i cant speak? Whats this jaaaail muthafucka?.....Fustucuffs....you heuuuurd.....what?....you huuuuurd? what?.....wwwhhhhaaaaat?"
"Sorrrreey. I neeeeeed this."
"In your face Charlie Murphey."
G"ood. to see you all. and bad. to see you all. you hateful. sunzabitchs. nowif youllexcuuuse. me. BITCHES! PLease! Lets get the STEPPIN! This is how shit goes DOWN AT THE player haters ball. We dont FUCK AROUND! We Dont / Your bitches look like a skittles box. / Thats right. Id say somethingabout your bitches. but it looks like you ATE. THEM. ExcUSE ME."
"Edde-Murfe. FUCK YOU! Fuck Yuh Eddddeeee. I know Yoooow. I See you Un televishzunnn. Yo duh fuck you man right? I luuuv ettt. Suck my dick uuugh? suck etchuh black mudthefuckuuh."
Ive always been into it before, but now, journal, ive been much more into it because of them.
Im just going to randomly type some lines that i find funny in comedy sketches/standups. Some of it is to the best of my memory, so it may not be word for word.
"And-some-wom-en-wont-ev-en-give-up-the-big-peice-of-chik-ken....WHO THE FUCKKK IS YOEOUU..!"
" 'Excuuuuuse Me! JUStt because im dressed like this.....dooooes NOT, ...make me a slut!' Im a comedian. What if i dressed up like a cop. 'Excuuuuuuse Me! JUUST,...because im dressed like this.....dooooes NOT-....make me a police offier!'"
"KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
.
.
Khuuuh."
"Hey bebehh!"
"Tuthuh WINDOW! TUthuh WAHWLL! TUH THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MAH BAWL! TUH THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MAH BAWL?!"
"Tuhmakesummilkencoooooohkies. Ithought it was so funne i wanna hear him say it again. I say where you goin? Tuhmakesummilkencoooooohkies."
"Your the first lady. You should be the FIRST one on your knees to SUCK HIS DICK!"
"Im sayin...you cant just put veeeelvet in the shit, and think they nice heeeeeadphones.....Wheres my SNARE? wheres my SNARE 1 2 1 2. ImadropitlikethisImadropitlikethisImadropitlikethisImadropitlikethis....turn my left headphone up a little more....if you dont know about fistacuffs by now? Somethins wrong wtih you. hes got the illest joint out right now, turn my headphones up, hes crazy with it.....uh, turn my headphones up. ok yall ready? yall ready to see how we do on the streets? hea i come hea i come.....aw the beat stopped...ok, uh. yea, from tubuk..........what happened? Well is the beat gonna stop?.....Turn my HEADPHONES UP? TURN EM UP! Put some trebel in it! Put some trebel in it thats my word Hold on nigga i need some water.Well how the fuck im supposed to spit them rhymes, if i cant speak? Whats this jaaaail muthafucka?.....Fustucuffs....you heuuuurd.....what?....you huuuuurd? what?.....wwwhhhhaaaaat?"
"Sorrrreey. I neeeeeed this."
"In your face Charlie Murphey."
G"ood. to see you all. and bad. to see you all. you hateful. sunzabitchs. nowif youllexcuuuse. me. BITCHES! PLease! Lets get the STEPPIN! This is how shit goes DOWN AT THE player haters ball. We dont FUCK AROUND! We Dont / Your bitches look like a skittles box. / Thats right. Id say somethingabout your bitches. but it looks like you ATE. THEM. ExcUSE ME."
"Edde-Murfe. FUCK YOU! Fuck Yuh Eddddeeee. I know Yoooow. I See you Un televishzunnn. Yo duh fuck you man right? I luuuv ettt. Suck my dick uuugh? suck etchuh black mudthefuckuuh."