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THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS. WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN READ THIS, EARTHMEN.
PECTIN? PECTIN?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF HOT COCOA NEEDS TO HAVE PECTIN IN IT?
OHHH, WE GET IT. IT'S AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT YOU USED "FAT-FREE MILK" IN IT. YOU FIGURE YOU CAN GET SOME OF THAT CONSISTENCY BACK BY ADDING VEGETABLE THICKENERS.
WELL, IT DOESN'T WORK, BOYO. IT JUST MAKES IT ALL WEIRD.
AND ANOTHER THING. YOU KNOW WHAT "FAT-FREE MILK" IS? WATER! FAT IS WHAT MAKES MILK MILK, AND NOT WATER. BY ALL THE COSMIC ENERGIES. NEXT YOU'LL BE TRYING TO PAWN OFF SUGAR-FREE HARD CANDY ON US. GIVE US A FREAKING BREAK. WE'RE DISEMBODIED ENERGY BEINGS FROM THE PLANET MARS, NOT RETARDS.
WE WOULD PUT YOUR MARKETERS AND "HEALTHY NUTRITION SCIENTISTS" AGAINST THE WALL FIRST WHEN THE TIME COMES, IF WE DIDN'T THINK MANY OF YOU WOULD SEE THAT AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS.
PECTIN? PECTIN?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF HOT COCOA NEEDS TO HAVE PECTIN IN IT?
OHHH, WE GET IT. IT'S AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT YOU USED "FAT-FREE MILK" IN IT. YOU FIGURE YOU CAN GET SOME OF THAT CONSISTENCY BACK BY ADDING VEGETABLE THICKENERS.
WELL, IT DOESN'T WORK, BOYO. IT JUST MAKES IT ALL WEIRD.
AND ANOTHER THING. YOU KNOW WHAT "FAT-FREE MILK" IS? WATER! FAT IS WHAT MAKES MILK MILK, AND NOT WATER. BY ALL THE COSMIC ENERGIES. NEXT YOU'LL BE TRYING TO PAWN OFF SUGAR-FREE HARD CANDY ON US. GIVE US A FREAKING BREAK. WE'RE DISEMBODIED ENERGY BEINGS FROM THE PLANET MARS, NOT RETARDS.
WE WOULD PUT YOUR MARKETERS AND "HEALTHY NUTRITION SCIENTISTS" AGAINST THE WALL FIRST WHEN THE TIME COMES, IF WE DIDN'T THINK MANY OF YOU WOULD SEE THAT AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS.