stolen from Samyo's l/j, who stole it from someone else.....

[the_murder]

Ten years ago, I:
1. i was known as Maureen
2. parents divorced
3. began to realize how much the world sucks.

Five years ago, I:
1. started badly hating my mom
2. realized that i might be gay
3. left my catholic school

One year ago, I:
1. I met Samyo.
2. started to become Moe
3. Realized I actually WAS gay

So far this year, I:
1. want to shoot my step-mother
2. I want to kill my real mom more and more each day.
3. I like Bree

Yesterday, I:
1. went to school
2. hung out with Karl
3. realized how much I really like Bree

Today, I:
1. Got pissed at one of my directers.
2. went to work.
3. Went over to Karl's house and hung out with him all night

Tomorrow, I will:
1. get fatter
2. Deal with crazy, German, family.
3. Eat turkey.

In one year, I will:
1. Be moved out of this fucking house
2. A senior in high school FINALLY
3. be 18, and flipping my parents off

In five years, I will:
1. be a famous directer
2. making big hit movies with Chrystal
3. still hating the fact that people fall in love....

Moe