13th Shootout
[Private to self]
Man, does my staff have the budget to keep me in this crossover special this long? Hey, maybe I'll get so popular I'll start getting into all the cool teams like Wolverine does! Then I'll get to be in all the movies and everyone can start getting bitter about me for a change! Who wouldn't want that!?
... Man, it's been too long since I've had to cut through swaths of henchmen/ninjas save the world. I think I might be starting to lose it. I mean, I'm talking to myself! You do that anyway! Yeah, but it's always in the lovable Shakespearian aside sort of way, not in the two-way dialogue sort of way! You've got a point... Well, stop talking to me and start talking to someone else, then! Hey, that's a good idea! Thanks! Anytime, me!
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I hate that guy. Jerk.
Say, you guys ever get this feeling like you've done something stupid but you don't know what it is? It's been bugging me. Kinda like when Cable screwed around with my head and made it like so's all the people I've killed would keep following me around through TV screens and stuff and whine at me like the ghosts of Christmas past or something. I think he thought it was supposed to make me feel bad about them all, but they were all evil ^$*holes who deserved to die! Some of 'em were even trying to destroy the world! .... Well, I mean, in the end he was right, anyway, but...
... Man, I've gotta stop doing the whole "like that time when" shtick. People are gonna start accusing me of Family Guy humor. Seriously, I hate that show. I don't think the world would mind if I saved it from Seth, right? Wow, I was actually able to mention those things by name! What kind of wacky, copyright-infringing world am I IN?!
Man, does my staff have the budget to keep me in this crossover special this long? Hey, maybe I'll get so popular I'll start getting into all the cool teams like Wolverine does! Then I'll get to be in all the movies and everyone can start getting bitter about me for a change! Who wouldn't want that!?
... Man, it's been too long since I've had to cut through swaths of henchmen/ninjas save the world. I think I might be starting to lose it. I mean, I'm talking to myself! You do that anyway! Yeah, but it's always in the lovable Shakespearian aside sort of way, not in the two-way dialogue sort of way! You've got a point... Well, stop talking to me and start talking to someone else, then! Hey, that's a good idea! Thanks! Anytime, me!
[/private]
I hate that guy. Jerk.
Say, you guys ever get this feeling like you've done something stupid but you don't know what it is? It's been bugging me. Kinda like when Cable screwed around with my head and made it like so's all the people I've killed would keep following me around through TV screens and stuff and whine at me like the ghosts of Christmas past or something. I think he thought it was supposed to make me feel bad about them all, but they were all evil ^$*holes who deserved to die! Some of 'em were even trying to destroy the world! .... Well, I mean, in the end he was right, anyway, but...
... Man, I've gotta stop doing the whole "like that time when" shtick. People are gonna start accusing me of Family Guy humor. Seriously, I hate that show. I don't think the world would mind if I saved it from Seth, right? Wow, I was actually able to mention those things by name! What kind of wacky, copyright-infringing world am I IN?!