11th Quip
Alright, so, I guess I've put it off long enough, but Tony, tightwad he is, won't pay me unless I actually do some work, so here we go. Isn't speaking in plurals fun? I see why Venom does it all the time.
So, I'm looking for some kid, calls herself "Spoiler"? Wears purple, ruins movie endings, cheats villains out of 8 bucks, something like that? I was told she's looking for training or something like that. I don't usually do this sorta thing, but hey, a job's a job. And since I haven't had a chance to look around for a Hydra base or armies of evil undead ninjas, it's been hard finding something fun to do.
Oh yeah, while I'm thinking about it, anyone here know anything about weapons? I'm gonna need a supplier/gunsmith while I'm here since Weasel's stuck wherever the heck he is now. Probably in jail for something or other without me there to bail him outta trouble. Haha! And when I get back I'll totally have to drag Bob along to help bust him out, and he'll have some crazy story to tell us about how he wound up there, and how Bubba was giving him the eye just before we heroically crash in and drag him out! Oh, man. I'm looking forward to that.
... So, uh, what was I talking about again? Oh, yeah, guns. Right. Swords, too. The ones I got are nice and all, and I try my best to keep 'em clean, but you never know. Weasel gave me this "indestructible" sword once, and stupid T-Ray broke it in half with those stupid ugly, hulk hands of his. Wait, was that how it happened? Wait, no, I think it was..... Ah... Huh. Well, it's not important. Point is, I'm not paying a ridiculous amount of money for an "indestructible" sword ever again unless it's actually indestructible.
Also, do they rent storage space around here? Like, rental trailer storage shed things? I need someplace to keep my crap. Don't wanna leave all those sharp, shooty toys where kids can get into trouble with them, right? ..... Hey, maybe I could tape them to the ceiling... Would that work? ... No, no, not enough room on the ceiling... Hmmm...
So, I'm looking for some kid, calls herself "Spoiler"? Wears purple, ruins movie endings, cheats villains out of 8 bucks, something like that? I was told she's looking for training or something like that. I don't usually do this sorta thing, but hey, a job's a job. And since I haven't had a chance to look around for a Hydra base or armies of evil undead ninjas, it's been hard finding something fun to do.
Oh yeah, while I'm thinking about it, anyone here know anything about weapons? I'm gonna need a supplier/gunsmith while I'm here since Weasel's stuck wherever the heck he is now. Probably in jail for something or other without me there to bail him outta trouble. Haha! And when I get back I'll totally have to drag Bob along to help bust him out, and he'll have some crazy story to tell us about how he wound up there, and how Bubba was giving him the eye just before we heroically crash in and drag him out! Oh, man. I'm looking forward to that.
... So, uh, what was I talking about again? Oh, yeah, guns. Right. Swords, too. The ones I got are nice and all, and I try my best to keep 'em clean, but you never know. Weasel gave me this "indestructible" sword once, and stupid T-Ray broke it in half with those stupid ugly, hulk hands of his. Wait, was that how it happened? Wait, no, I think it was..... Ah... Huh. Well, it's not important. Point is, I'm not paying a ridiculous amount of money for an "indestructible" sword ever again unless it's actually indestructible.
Also, do they rent storage space around here? Like, rental trailer storage shed things? I need someplace to keep my crap. Don't wanna leave all those sharp, shooty toys where kids can get into trouble with them, right? ..... Hey, maybe I could tape them to the ceiling... Would that work? ... No, no, not enough room on the ceiling... Hmmm...