4th Nonsense
Oh, man, this is the best thing ever! Hey, anyone got any lions or, OH! HEY, IRON MAN! GET OVER HERE, WE NEED A TIN MAN! Bring some water, too, just in case. I hear any flapping wings and I'm shooting on si-..... eh.... sound. Yeah. DOROTHY, EAT YOUR HEART OUT! C'mon, Scarecrow! And a one, two, three-!
OOOOOh, I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a bra-ACK!
[ooc: Deadpool's trying to recreate the Wizard of Oz. Skipping along with a scarecrow he found, of course he has to do it blindfolded so the thing can keep moving, but they're both singing; of course, until Deadpool freaking trips and takes them both to the ground. Clumsy scarecrow+blindfolded Deadpool does not grace in motion make. Feel free to see the two nimrods, but the scarecrow'll probably stop moving upon such and make them fall over again. :D]
OOOOOh, I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a bra-ACK!
[ooc: Deadpool's trying to recreate the Wizard of Oz. Skipping along with a scarecrow he found, of course he has to do it blindfolded so the thing can keep moving, but they're both singing; of course, until Deadpool freaking trips and takes them both to the ground. Clumsy scarecrow+blindfolded Deadpool does not grace in motion make. Feel free to see the two nimrods, but the scarecrow'll probably stop moving upon such and make them fall over again. :D]