IS IT JUST ME?

[the_moon_lol]

OKAY, TODAY I WAS WATCHING THIS SHOW CALLED 'PROJECT RUNWAY'. IT'S ALL ABOUT SUPER AWESOME CLOTHES & DRAMA. BEING A PRINCESS I'M INTO THAT SORT OF THING. CRAM IT.

ANY WAY. IN THE MIDDLE OF IT SOMETHING DAWNED ON ME.

RAMI = OZAI.

I BRING YOU PICTURE EVIDENCE.

OZAI

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[jerkybender]

I, I CAME CLEAN TO YUE ABOUT MY PROJECT RUNWAY ADDICTION JUST NOW. I, I FEEL PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND SECURE IN MY MASCULINITY!!! ^^;

... SO WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON WATCHING A LOT OF BOND MOVIES, SOME TERMINATOR, SOME LETHAL WEAPON, AND THE ENTIRE WORKS OF VIN DIESEL LATER, JUST SO THAT THE WORLD WILL MAINTAIN ITS EQUILIBRIUM? YOU KNOW. MANLY STUFF! A COUPLE OF CASES OF BEER, SOME CORN CHIPS WITH VELVEETA DIP, TELEVISED SPORTS, GIRAFFE-KOALA JERKY, DIRTY SOCKS, SWEATSHIRTS, DANGEROUS DAREDEVIL STUNTS (ON YOUR PART) AND MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DEEPLY INTIMIDATING WEAPONRY (ME). WHADDYA SAY?

ZUKO'S A TWISTO, MAN. HE WRITES CUTTER EMO POETRY AND BAD FANFICTION, FOR ONE. ("MAI'S SPARKLING GOLDEN-AMETHYST-EMERALD-OBSIDIAN EYES REVEAL NARY A TRACE OF HER SACRED CRYSTALLINE INNERMOST THOUGHTS, BUT I UNDERSTAND HER. I LIKE HER ALL THE BETTER FOR HER SILENCE; HER BODY IS ELOQUENT ENOUGH TO OVERWHELM THE GATES OF MY DARQUE HEART WITH TORRENTS OF TENDER PASSION. HER CALM ICY SPIRIT SOOTHES THE RAGING FIRE DEMON THAT TAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES. HER ELEGANT HAIR, HER TENDER FEET, HER ENTICING EARS, HER DULCET VOICE LIKE BIRDSONG, HER TRAGIC TORTURED STOIC NOBLE SOUL: YES, MAI IS THE SECOND HALF OF MY LONELY BLEEDING HEART, MY ANGELIC SOUL MATE. ONLY MAI CAN TURN MY BLOODY TEARS OF PAIN INTO... WELL, MORE BLOODY TEARS OF PAIN. BUT I LIKE IT WHEN MY GLORIOUS GOTHIK PRINCESS DOES IT.")

THERE WERE LIKE TWENTY PAGES DOCUMENTING HIS ADVENTURES IN AZULA'S CLOSET. I AM NOT SURE IF HE WAS SPEAKING EUPHEMISTICALLY THERE OR NOT. THE ONLY USEFUL INFO I GLEANED FROM THAT CHAPTER WAS THAT HIS SISTER IS HOT (COMMON KNOWLEDGE) AND HE PREFERS HARD CANDY AND REVLON MAKEUP OVER AZULA'S MAC. WHICH, DUH-- MAC WOULD MAKE HIM LOOK SOOOO SALLOW.

ONE TIME HIS UNCLE TOOK HIM TO SEE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ON ICE AND HE CRIED THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING-- ACCORDING TO THE TICKET STUB THAT'S TAPED TO THE INSIDE OF THE DIARY, IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE. ANOTHER TEN PAGES WERE FILLED WITH CRAYON DOODLES OF MY SISTER NAKED. ZUKO HAS A BIG THING FOR DRAGON-ROPE BONDAGE. THERE WERE A BUNCH OF LETTERS STUFFED IN THERE, TOO. APPARENTLY MAI IS INCREDIBLY GOOD AT MESSENGER-HAWK SEX, OR SHE'S TERRIFYING. MAYBE BOTH.

/SOKKA

OMG I MIGHT ACTUALLY WRITE ZUKO DIARY ENTRIES ON REAL DIARY PAPER AND SCAN 'EM IN FOR EVERYONE. I LOVE THIS IDEA.

[boywithwings]

MEGA MAN MOVIE MARATHON? WITH CRAZY DEATH-DEFYING JACKASS STYLE STUNTS? I'M IN.

[colonies_suck]

WELL I HEARD THAT NOT ONLY IS MAI EXTREMELY GOOD AT MESSANGER HAWK SEX [WHICH IS TRUEFAX] SHE CAN ALSO DO IT ON THE BACK OF A KOMODO RHINO

THATS PURE-BREAD FIRE NATION SKILL THERE

[twotoparty]

SWEETHEART, WE INVENTED MESSANGER HAWK SEX.

[colonies_suck]

SEE! PURE-BRED SKILLS!! I APPLAUD YOU LADIES