So, here's a laugh for those of us who, like me, find the Twilight books to be fun, but also funny at times.
http://movies.msn.com/movies/galleryfeature/lost-twilight-script/?photoidx=1 MSN has taken stills from the film production and imagined the dialogue, since we all have another week to wait before its available to us. Roxy, your friend would LOVE this.
BELLA: I like this jacket a lot better.
EDWARD: I will burn the other and sprinkle the ashes in the four corners of the Earth, so that it never offends you again.
BELLA: You're amazing.
EDWARD: You're amazing.
BELLA: No, you are.
EDWARD: I said it first.
EDWARD: You're right, my alabaster fairy. Would you mind scooting away from the waterfall? You're making me nervous.
BELLA: So are you saying I'm clumsy? I knew it. You couldn't possibly love me. You are like a god and I am an adolescent head case.
EDWARD: Shh, love. Don't talk. Let me carry you on my back as though you were either a toddler or a sack of potatoes. Then we will ride in my Volvo and not engage in any carnal activities whatsoever.
BELLA: You're amazing.
EDWARD: No, you are. (Repeat...)
BELLA: No, ... actually, I did. Just look at the transcript.