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Ohh I forgot to mention the "Dildo Incident". Yeah, last Friday I corrupted yet another soul by taking Melissa to the porn shop for an education. I decided that after several trips of browsing I owed them a purchase. So, now I am the proud owner of an 8 inch Purple Phallus. Its pretty lol :-). While walking back to Melissa's, several comments were made and she started seeing penises everywhere. I took said phallus out of the bag and casually touched her arm with it, which produced a slightly loud "OMG I JUST GOT DILDO'ED" in the middle of Main Street. Much amusement. After we got back to her house, She felt the need to wash her hands because they were dirty. Then I decided to baptise my toy in her sink and we named him "Wahzoo" cause he's purple (school colour). Then we talked for a bit and came to the quad where I shoed him to Kelly and Teresa mwhahaha. Fun times. I then went to my room after a short visit and he now sits on my desk as a decoration. I have no intent to use him, its just a "shits & giggles" purchase.