The Hair!

[the_middle_head]

Is No More!

Pictures now on computer. Photobucket is being crap, and is stalling on that stupid Crazy Frog advert. Oh dear.

Comments

[e_sin_ohm]

Have you sold it to a wig merchant yet?

[thecapitalc]

Heehee, like Jo in Little Women!!! I always KNEW you were a little woman, Huw ;)

*runs and hides* Conno, as Amy you must now proceed to burn Huw's novel and ENRAGE him/her even more so he/she forgets to hunt me down ;)

[e_sin_ohm]

Perhaps Huw's hair could be his novel? Burn Huw's Hair!!!

[thecapitalc]

Doesn't burning hair smell bad?

Heehee, I don't know where I read this... oh yes, an Amy Tan novel; you know, the one where a couple is renovating a Victorian house when they used horse hair for insulation, and the woman was taking down the wallpaper and out popped the horse hair and the woman started screaming hysterically because she thought it was a dead body!

[anagrammatical]

Hehehehee 'little woman'.

*sniggers* teeheehee 'puny' ;)

[thecapitalc]

Who said puny? Goodness, Con; are we listening to the voices in the head as well now?!!!

[anagrammatical]

Well it was only a short step from the 'little' to the 'puny' ;)

I've always listened to the voices in my head - they prompted me so well in my interviews. :)

[thecapitalc]

Hahahahahahaha I was stupid in interviews and just blurted out everything and anything... they did say to show them how you think, right? ;)

Little doesn't equal puny! Little can be cute; puny is just... weak ;) Limp, as it were.

[anagrammatical]

*snort*! You just reminded me of a game with the word 'limp' in the title, but I refuse to go into this in public as is actually too revolting For Words (but not for actions, clearly.)

So is Huw 'little' or 'puny' then? ;)

Yes, those are the only options. :D

[thecapitalc]

*snicker* MATRONLY. He is MATRONLY!!!!! *convulses with giggles*

[anagrammatical]

lol! Are we talking about large-bosomed-can-only-be-named-martha-or-hannah-type-matronly, or are talking about priscilla-queen-of-the-desert-matronly? ;)

I vote for the latter. Bettah shoes, and also more glitter on more exposed body parts. ;)

[thecapitalc]

YES no no Martha-or-hannah-type, he would wear STARCHED APRONS Conno! STARCHED APRONS damn it, and then he could say "La, child, you DO carry on!" and so on and so forth ;)

If we're going for Priscilla we might as well go the whole hog and make him Cleopatra, and you could be Caesar and indulge in all the orgies you want!

[anagrammatical]

I don't want to be Caesar. I would much rather sleep with him. However he is far too dead :( isn't life tragic? But my Russian mathematician will make me happy with his poor dress sense and mismatching socks instead :) :) :)

I love Calpurnia, and I actually love HTKAMM as is a Damn Fine Book, and has a sort of happy ending even though it's sad, which is an incredibly difficult trick to pull off. I have discussed this with finwen at length too, on the basis of Atticus being The Ideal Man. She told me that if I thought this I was clearly destined for English Teacher Spinsterhood, which sounds dreadful. :(

[anagrammatical]

TKAMM, not the H :P oh dear, am quite stupid today.

[thecapitalc]

Deadness has never stopped you before, necrophiliac ;) Would a Russian Mathematician wear flannel pyjamas, I wonder. Clearly so; as this is THE way to go.

Calpurnia kicks butt; and I too love TKAM (how MM even gets into it I dare not ask, fool ;)) although Atticus being the Ideal Man might be a bit of a stretch. The Idealistic Man, yes; but the Ideal Man... well, maybe. I'm not sure he's the Ideal Father though.

English Teacher Spinsterhood must consist of Adoration of Darcy, Heathcliff, Atticus and... hmmm. I don't know. Maybe Willoughby/ Wickham as well, for those who like their men to... ummm... "treat em mean"...

[anagrammatical]

LOL! Chingo, you are so sillah!

1. The necrophilia described was In A Film, and also inadvertent. I would nevah abuse dead people (have been too traumatised by the sixth sense to do such a thing :|)

2. MM...um..Mocking...MMMMbird.

*shifty eyes*

3. Atticus so is the Ideal Man! He's Idealistic and Intelligent and Tolerant and Open Minded and Learned And All Noble Minded And Idealistic.

If only he did mathematics, and wore cords. :(

4. OMG FLANNEL PYJAMAS!!! *loves*

5. LOL! Those poor English teachers. ;)