Can't Be Pissed With an Alliterative Title
1: Collin Woods
2: Aquilla Throckmorton
3: Dust Intention
4: Iris Iris
5: Vivian Silver
6: Beatrice Prime Prefect
7: Mahogany Parlour
8: Blaxcell
9: Basil & Murphy Solderburgn (you can’t have just one)
10: April Scosthrop
1) [4: Iris] invites [3: Dust Intention] and [8: Blaxcell] to dinner at their house. What happens?
[I wrote an anwser for this, but it came out totally incoherent. Basically, she has them and a few other high profiles over to get friends in high places. Be happy with that and move on to the next. Just move on and no one will be hurt.]
2) [9: The Solderburngs] tries to get [5: Vivian] to go to a strip club.
Basil & Murphy might be a bit cheeky, but they wouldn’t be that forward. Not with someone who’s already in a relationship, anyway…
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose [1: Collin] or [6: Beatrice]?
Oh Gods… WHY? Collin or Beatrice. COLLIN OR BEATRICE. WHY? I’d rather sleep on the streets.
Wait… Collin. I could probably kick him out and convince him to stay on the street.
4) [2: Aquilla] and [7: Parlour] are making out. [10: April] walks in...Their reaction?
Vomit. BIG vomit. April usually has this reaction with Mahogany doing anything.
Some of it would be Aquilla’s, too. I doubt he’d mind the male factor, but he would certainly mind the Parlour factor.
5) [3: Dust Intention] falls in love with [6: Beatrice]. [8: Blaxcell] is jealous. What happens?
I never knew Blaxcell was the jealous type. I could actually see her and Dust together, though. He’d probably love her for her power.
I wonder if Blaxcell is jealous of Dust or Beatrice…
6) [4: Iris] jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? [10: April], [2: Aquilla] or [7: Parlour]?
Aquilla, definitely. Don’t get me wrong, April can take it like the best of them, but Aquilla is the guy who keeps Iris in line, anyway. Parlour would be too busy already making up excuses.
7) [1: Collin] decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Surprisingly, not fire. Collin is actually a half-decent cook. Shocking, I know.
However, he is awful at pretty much everything else, so he’d probably have managed to have accidentally sexually harassed the co-host, and knocked part of the set on his producer. Live, for some reason.
8) [5: Vivian] is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does [9: The Solderburgns] do?
Send flowers.
They don’t know her all that well.
9) [3: Dust Intention] has to marry either [8: Blaxcell], [4: Iris] or [9: Solderburgn]. Who do they chose?
Hmm… Possibly Blaxcell, for the power (and in the other questions, we established the possibility of something there).
Possibly Iris, for her network-she knows everyone, a vital trait for Dust.
I don’t think there would be enough going for Basil or Murphy. They may be pretty charming, but charms seem to roll off Dust like sweat off a fat man.
10) [7: Parlour] kidnaps [2: Aquilla] and demands something from [5: Vivian] for [2: Aquilla]'s release. What is it?
He’d never get around to that point. He’d think up the kidnapping plot, be amazed at his own ingenuity, and go through with it before he realised that he didn’t need anything, especially from Vivian. Aquilla would probably pick up on this and squirm away sooner or later.
11) You get to meet either [1: Collin] or [6: Beatrice Prime Prefect]. Who do you chose?
Urgh. I just had to put those two there, didn’t I? Umm… Prime, I guess. Purely as a contact in the hospital. Friends in high places and such.
12) [10: April] challenges [4: Iris] to a chariot race. Why?
Ooh, tough one. Some sort of… bitchfight? Heheheh. ‘Bitchfight’. I don’t know, those two have never met at any point in any story; April enters the series right after Iris is done with it.
Hmm… the winner gets Aquilla, the loser gets Parlour? Maybe? I don’t think Iris would be that foolish.
13) Everyone gangs up on [3: Dust Intention]. Does [3: Dust Intention] have a chance in hell?
You know, I think he could. He is Dust Intention, after all. Yeah, he could pull it off. He’s a crafty bugger like that.
14) Everyone is invited to [2:Aquilla] and [10: April] wedding except for [8: Blaxcell]. How do they react?
Aquilla and April? …Interesting. I mean, I guess it could work.
Anyway, I don’t know if Blaxcell would mind all that much. He’s a pretty busy guy, so even if he was, there’s a good chance he couldn’t make it. I’d be more worried as to why April would even let Mahogany near the wedding.
Hahaha, Basil & Murphy would be playing at the wedding.
15) Why is [6: Beatrice] afraid of [7: Parlour]?
Everyone should be afraid of Mahogany Parlour. Even Prefect. Even if she wouldn’t shew it.
16) [10: April] gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
It would probably be a story her father told her. She gets pretty nostalgic about the old fellow, and most of the stories he told her came from her mother. Her father being a Plainworlder, and her mother a Neitherworlder, the stories would be a nice mix and appeal to everyone. Awww. Scho schweet.
Oh yeah, how would it go. Something about a goat falling into the ocean and trying to find his way to the other side or something.
17) [1: Collin] arives late for [2: Aquilla] and [10: April]'s wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
He’s Collin. Enough said. He probably got his foot caught in a clam or something.
No one cares.
18) [5: Vivian] and [9: the Solderburgns] get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Vivian, and the Solderburgn twins, eh? What’ve they been up to? Vivian would end up just giggling, as the Solderburgns would try to hit on inanimate objects and myself.
19) [3: Dust Intention], [8: Blaxcell], [6: Prefect] and [4: Iris] all go to the zoo for [8: Blaxcell]'s brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get [8: Blaxcell]?
It’d go well. Dust would probably organise Majory Constance-Bexter (famous zoologist) to give them a tour; that’d be his gift, too. They’d have a great old informative time, and feed the stilted dursten. Beatrice would give him some forms for a present he’d never receive because he couldn’t figure out the first page. Iris would get him some cufflinks or a pocket square or something. She’d enjoy the zoo the most.
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Releasing Neitherworld secrets to you filthy people. I’d agree it was a silly idea and go back with them.
21) [9: The Solderburgns] murders [2: Aquilla]’s best friend. What does [2: Aquilla] do to get back at them?
He’d use his contacts. Aquilla has a lot of contacts. Most of them are Iris. Once you’re in with Iris, you’re in with a whole army of people.
The Solderburgns would not be playing the lounge circuit for much longer, at any rate.
22) [6: Beatrice Prime Prefect] and [1: Collin] are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does [6: Beatrice] save themself or [1: Collin]?
Of course she would. She’s not the softest heart out there. She’d probably admit it, too. Simple as that.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Collin.
Did you really expect a different answer?
24) [5: Vivian] is trapped in a cave. [10: April] comes to rescue them. What happens?
Vivian’s in the cave because of some sort of blunder on Collin’s part. April would be the one to save her, because a dead woman would creep Collin out nicely, to get him back for sending Vivian into a cave.
25) [3: Dust Intention] starts a day camp. What happens?
He pretty much has that all ready with the Sewn Inquiry. They kind of half listen to him. They respect him, but they just don’t feel the need to actually pay attention to everything he says. They humour him.
26) [4: Iris], [6: Prefect], and [7: Parlour] are doing the Hokey-Pokey. [8: Blaxcell] walks in. What happens?
Join in, perhaps? I’m more worried about Beatrice all ready doing it.
27) [1: Collin] starts to write a fan-fiction where [9: The Solderburgns] and [10: April] are going out. What is [2: Aquilla]'s reaction?
Whacks him over the head. Not for April and the Solderburgns, but for the gall to write fan-fiction.
28) [7: Parlour] makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
I doubt it.
29) [8: Blaxcell] and [3: Dust Intention] go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Dust doesn’t eat. He would, however, get one of the Inquirers to pop out and get Blaxcell some food. Well, providing Blaxcell said anything. He’s pretty complacent, and might not complain.
30) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Shut up, you.
2: Aquilla Throckmorton
3: Dust Intention
4: Iris Iris
5: Vivian Silver
6: Beatrice Prime Prefect
7: Mahogany Parlour
8: Blaxcell
9: Basil & Murphy Solderburgn (you can’t have just one)
10: April Scosthrop
1) [4: Iris] invites [3: Dust Intention] and [8: Blaxcell] to dinner at their house. What happens?
[I wrote an anwser for this, but it came out totally incoherent. Basically, she has them and a few other high profiles over to get friends in high places. Be happy with that and move on to the next. Just move on and no one will be hurt.]
2) [9: The Solderburngs] tries to get [5: Vivian] to go to a strip club.
Basil & Murphy might be a bit cheeky, but they wouldn’t be that forward. Not with someone who’s already in a relationship, anyway…
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose [1: Collin] or [6: Beatrice]?
Oh Gods… WHY? Collin or Beatrice. COLLIN OR BEATRICE. WHY? I’d rather sleep on the streets.
Wait… Collin. I could probably kick him out and convince him to stay on the street.
4) [2: Aquilla] and [7: Parlour] are making out. [10: April] walks in...Their reaction?
Vomit. BIG vomit. April usually has this reaction with Mahogany doing anything.
Some of it would be Aquilla’s, too. I doubt he’d mind the male factor, but he would certainly mind the Parlour factor.
5) [3: Dust Intention] falls in love with [6: Beatrice]. [8: Blaxcell] is jealous. What happens?
I never knew Blaxcell was the jealous type. I could actually see her and Dust together, though. He’d probably love her for her power.
I wonder if Blaxcell is jealous of Dust or Beatrice…
6) [4: Iris] jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? [10: April], [2: Aquilla] or [7: Parlour]?
Aquilla, definitely. Don’t get me wrong, April can take it like the best of them, but Aquilla is the guy who keeps Iris in line, anyway. Parlour would be too busy already making up excuses.
7) [1: Collin] decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Surprisingly, not fire. Collin is actually a half-decent cook. Shocking, I know.
However, he is awful at pretty much everything else, so he’d probably have managed to have accidentally sexually harassed the co-host, and knocked part of the set on his producer. Live, for some reason.
8) [5: Vivian] is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does [9: The Solderburgns] do?
Send flowers.
They don’t know her all that well.
9) [3: Dust Intention] has to marry either [8: Blaxcell], [4: Iris] or [9: Solderburgn]. Who do they chose?
Hmm… Possibly Blaxcell, for the power (and in the other questions, we established the possibility of something there).
Possibly Iris, for her network-she knows everyone, a vital trait for Dust.
I don’t think there would be enough going for Basil or Murphy. They may be pretty charming, but charms seem to roll off Dust like sweat off a fat man.
10) [7: Parlour] kidnaps [2: Aquilla] and demands something from [5: Vivian] for [2: Aquilla]'s release. What is it?
He’d never get around to that point. He’d think up the kidnapping plot, be amazed at his own ingenuity, and go through with it before he realised that he didn’t need anything, especially from Vivian. Aquilla would probably pick up on this and squirm away sooner or later.
11) You get to meet either [1: Collin] or [6: Beatrice Prime Prefect]. Who do you chose?
Urgh. I just had to put those two there, didn’t I? Umm… Prime, I guess. Purely as a contact in the hospital. Friends in high places and such.
12) [10: April] challenges [4: Iris] to a chariot race. Why?
Ooh, tough one. Some sort of… bitchfight? Heheheh. ‘Bitchfight’. I don’t know, those two have never met at any point in any story; April enters the series right after Iris is done with it.
Hmm… the winner gets Aquilla, the loser gets Parlour? Maybe? I don’t think Iris would be that foolish.
13) Everyone gangs up on [3: Dust Intention]. Does [3: Dust Intention] have a chance in hell?
You know, I think he could. He is Dust Intention, after all. Yeah, he could pull it off. He’s a crafty bugger like that.
14) Everyone is invited to [2:Aquilla] and [10: April] wedding except for [8: Blaxcell]. How do they react?
Aquilla and April? …Interesting. I mean, I guess it could work.
Anyway, I don’t know if Blaxcell would mind all that much. He’s a pretty busy guy, so even if he was, there’s a good chance he couldn’t make it. I’d be more worried as to why April would even let Mahogany near the wedding.
Hahaha, Basil & Murphy would be playing at the wedding.
15) Why is [6: Beatrice] afraid of [7: Parlour]?
Everyone should be afraid of Mahogany Parlour. Even Prefect. Even if she wouldn’t shew it.
16) [10: April] gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
It would probably be a story her father told her. She gets pretty nostalgic about the old fellow, and most of the stories he told her came from her mother. Her father being a Plainworlder, and her mother a Neitherworlder, the stories would be a nice mix and appeal to everyone. Awww. Scho schweet.
Oh yeah, how would it go. Something about a goat falling into the ocean and trying to find his way to the other side or something.
17) [1: Collin] arives late for [2: Aquilla] and [10: April]'s wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
He’s Collin. Enough said. He probably got his foot caught in a clam or something.
No one cares.
18) [5: Vivian] and [9: the Solderburgns] get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Vivian, and the Solderburgn twins, eh? What’ve they been up to? Vivian would end up just giggling, as the Solderburgns would try to hit on inanimate objects and myself.
19) [3: Dust Intention], [8: Blaxcell], [6: Prefect] and [4: Iris] all go to the zoo for [8: Blaxcell]'s brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get [8: Blaxcell]?
It’d go well. Dust would probably organise Majory Constance-Bexter (famous zoologist) to give them a tour; that’d be his gift, too. They’d have a great old informative time, and feed the stilted dursten. Beatrice would give him some forms for a present he’d never receive because he couldn’t figure out the first page. Iris would get him some cufflinks or a pocket square or something. She’d enjoy the zoo the most.
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Releasing Neitherworld secrets to you filthy people. I’d agree it was a silly idea and go back with them.
21) [9: The Solderburgns] murders [2: Aquilla]’s best friend. What does [2: Aquilla] do to get back at them?
He’d use his contacts. Aquilla has a lot of contacts. Most of them are Iris. Once you’re in with Iris, you’re in with a whole army of people.
The Solderburgns would not be playing the lounge circuit for much longer, at any rate.
22) [6: Beatrice Prime Prefect] and [1: Collin] are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does [6: Beatrice] save themself or [1: Collin]?
Of course she would. She’s not the softest heart out there. She’d probably admit it, too. Simple as that.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Collin.
Did you really expect a different answer?
24) [5: Vivian] is trapped in a cave. [10: April] comes to rescue them. What happens?
Vivian’s in the cave because of some sort of blunder on Collin’s part. April would be the one to save her, because a dead woman would creep Collin out nicely, to get him back for sending Vivian into a cave.
25) [3: Dust Intention] starts a day camp. What happens?
He pretty much has that all ready with the Sewn Inquiry. They kind of half listen to him. They respect him, but they just don’t feel the need to actually pay attention to everything he says. They humour him.
26) [4: Iris], [6: Prefect], and [7: Parlour] are doing the Hokey-Pokey. [8: Blaxcell] walks in. What happens?
Join in, perhaps? I’m more worried about Beatrice all ready doing it.
27) [1: Collin] starts to write a fan-fiction where [9: The Solderburgns] and [10: April] are going out. What is [2: Aquilla]'s reaction?
Whacks him over the head. Not for April and the Solderburgns, but for the gall to write fan-fiction.
28) [7: Parlour] makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
I doubt it.
29) [8: Blaxcell] and [3: Dust Intention] go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Dust doesn’t eat. He would, however, get one of the Inquirers to pop out and get Blaxcell some food. Well, providing Blaxcell said anything. He’s pretty complacent, and might not complain.
30) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Shut up, you.