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Top Gun sucks.
It is an hour and 50 minute shit fest circle jerk. Tom cruise is some bad ass fighter pilot who is CAH-RAZY but yet knows what he is doing. Since i was the last person on the face of the earth to see this movie i figured i might as well check it out and hear what all the fuss is about. It pretty much is summed up like this.
1. Tom "Maverick" Cruise gets into a pilot training course for the best of the best.
1.5 Tom "Maverick" Cruise goes up against two closet homosexual for first in his class.
2. Tom "Maverick" Cruise gets butthurt when his copilot dies.
3. Bawwww
4. Tom "Maverick" Cruise saves the day
5. ??????
6. No more butthurt, girl comes back the day is saved.
The End
It is an hour and 50 minute shit fest circle jerk. Tom cruise is some bad ass fighter pilot who is CAH-RAZY but yet knows what he is doing. Since i was the last person on the face of the earth to see this movie i figured i might as well check it out and hear what all the fuss is about. It pretty much is summed up like this.
1. Tom "Maverick" Cruise gets into a pilot training course for the best of the best.
1.5 Tom "Maverick" Cruise goes up against two closet homosexual for first in his class.
2. Tom "Maverick" Cruise gets butthurt when his copilot dies.
3. Bawwww
4. Tom "Maverick" Cruise saves the day
5. ??????
6. No more butthurt, girl comes back the day is saved.
The End