"O.G. Original Gansta, bitches!"
Well, I thought I was having a good day when I went and got Season 6 of "The Simpsons" earlier today. Little did I know how interesting my day would become...
I work at a pro sports memorabilia store near Phoenix, and me and my friend had only been there for about 15 minutes. All of a sudden, in walks Ice-T with his son and his fine ass wife Coco!
Being a big music fan in general, I had to calm myself down for a second...and then I had to force myself not to look at Coco's MASSIVE rack. (Sorry if this seems crude, ladies, but if I tell this story, I must report the facts LOL)
You know how on "Seinfeld" they said, "Cleavage is like the sun: You don't stare at it directly, you get a sense of it and look away"? Didn't work. These things were so big, they had their own gravitational pull...every time I tried to look away, I kept getting pulled back in HAHAHA
Then I reminded myself that Ice-T is one hard sonofabitch and might kick my ass for looking, so I stopped.
In all seriousness, he was really cool, and I think it was because we didn't act like douchebags and yell "Cop Killah!" or "Oh my God, you're Ice-T!" as soon as he walked in the door. Plus, I got to talk to him for a few minutes about sports and music while he was in there, in reference to some ridiculous debate on ESPN at the moment about whether Elvis Presley or Babe Ruth had a bigger impact.
His reply to the TV? "Who gives a fuck? Musicians are gonna say Presley, and athletes will always say Ruth" LOL
So, in short, I met Ice-T, and didn't get the shit kicked out of me for sneaking a peak at his smoking hot wife HAHAHAHA
After that, I helped this lady with 5 kids find a jersey for her son in record time. To show her appreciation, she asked me to marry her! LOL Weirder still, when I started laughing, she said she wasn't joking...hahaha
Weirdest, yet coolest, day ever.
I work at a pro sports memorabilia store near Phoenix, and me and my friend had only been there for about 15 minutes. All of a sudden, in walks Ice-T with his son and his fine ass wife Coco!
Being a big music fan in general, I had to calm myself down for a second...and then I had to force myself not to look at Coco's MASSIVE rack. (Sorry if this seems crude, ladies, but if I tell this story, I must report the facts LOL)
You know how on "Seinfeld" they said, "Cleavage is like the sun: You don't stare at it directly, you get a sense of it and look away"? Didn't work. These things were so big, they had their own gravitational pull...every time I tried to look away, I kept getting pulled back in HAHAHA
Then I reminded myself that Ice-T is one hard sonofabitch and might kick my ass for looking, so I stopped.
In all seriousness, he was really cool, and I think it was because we didn't act like douchebags and yell "Cop Killah!" or "Oh my God, you're Ice-T!" as soon as he walked in the door. Plus, I got to talk to him for a few minutes about sports and music while he was in there, in reference to some ridiculous debate on ESPN at the moment about whether Elvis Presley or Babe Ruth had a bigger impact.
His reply to the TV? "Who gives a fuck? Musicians are gonna say Presley, and athletes will always say Ruth" LOL
So, in short, I met Ice-T, and didn't get the shit kicked out of me for sneaking a peak at his smoking hot wife HAHAHAHA
After that, I helped this lady with 5 kids find a jersey for her son in record time. To show her appreciation, she asked me to marry her! LOL Weirder still, when I started laughing, she said she wasn't joking...hahaha
Weirdest, yet coolest, day ever.