la cucaracha
So far this month I have spent exactly $201.00 on gas. Today is the 20th. Which means I average $10 of gas a day. Which blowssssss. I literally have filled up 5 times in the past 7 days. Yayyy for my mini-van getting 14 mpg. My next car will get no less than 40mpg. I promise you. I want quadruple efficiency.
Oh, and also, on Saturday night I found a LIVE cockroach in my room here in my apartment. And I was alone. It was disgusting. So I told my landlord about it and asked if he would spray or something, so instead of calling me back he texts my roommate and asks if we kept it because it probably wasn't a cockroach and that when he was doing remodeling he never saw a bug and the house was inspected. Oh, okay, yeah just because you never saw a cockroach when you were remodeling in the winter that means I'm making this up. (cockroaches generally appear when it is hot and dark...) So he isn't going to do anything about it UNLESS I find another one and I keep it. Why the hell would I want to keep the cockroach around in the first place? I threw that motherfucker outside and told him to tell all his friends. Goddddddddd that was disgusting.
Oh, and also, on Saturday night I found a LIVE cockroach in my room here in my apartment. And I was alone. It was disgusting. So I told my landlord about it and asked if he would spray or something, so instead of calling me back he texts my roommate and asks if we kept it because it probably wasn't a cockroach and that when he was doing remodeling he never saw a bug and the house was inspected. Oh, okay, yeah just because you never saw a cockroach when you were remodeling in the winter that means I'm making this up. (cockroaches generally appear when it is hot and dark...) So he isn't going to do anything about it UNLESS I find another one and I keep it. Why the hell would I want to keep the cockroach around in the first place? I threw that motherfucker outside and told him to tell all his friends. Goddddddddd that was disgusting.