Big bucks, no whammies no whammies!

[the_main_course]

(The setting is a corporate boardroom full of Whammies seated around a meeting table. One of them, the Chief Whammy, is on the phone.)
Chief Whammy: That's seven cars, four jet-skis, and a Flokati rug-you figure out where to put 'em!
(He hangs up.)
Whammies: (in unison) Morning, Chief!
Chief Whammy: Did you hear that? I'm having this meeting today because we have a very serious problem. We've been taking too much money and prizes from these poor contestants!
(Other Whammies groan.)'
Chief Whammy: No, no, no! I'm getting nothing but complaints! Our bank accounts are stuffed, and our warehouses are full of prizes! Any suggestions?
Whammies: (in unison) BIGGER WAREHOUSES!
Chief Whammy: You guys are goin' crazy! Takin' all that money! Runnin' around with those big prizes! Singin'! Dancin'! Makin' fun of everybody! And I hate to say it-oh, do I-but some of you boys are gonna have to go!
Whammies: (in unison) Oh, no! Not that!
Chief Whammy: Wait a minute, wait a minute-I mean, go on vacation!
Whammies: (in unison) VACATION? YIPEE!
Chief Whammy: All right, all right. Half you guys pack your bags. The rest of us will keep taking the big bucks. Oh, by the way. Where do you guys wanna go?
Whammies: Fort Knox! Las Vegas! Monaco! Let's get outta here!