6.1 - 13 things you hope you never hear your significant other say.
1. "I'm sorry honey but I think instead of just being Ash-sexual I'm going to go for a new approach....heterosexual"
2. "OH ASH!...wait no I mean..." (during sex. I love my sister in law but OH PLEASE I'm so much more prettier than her OKAY?)
3. "I need you to take a picture of the car for the insurance company...mine was out of gas so I kind of snatched your keys. I SWEAR that pole wasn't there when I checked my rearview! The damn thig moved in front of me."
4. "I replaced all your hair care products with Wal*mart's brand...they were cheaper."
5. "I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SUGAR DADDY!" (it's more fun when he protests about it okay?)
6. "I GOT YOU BRITNEY TICKETS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!...Just kidding" (That's a cruel and horrible joke!)
7. "Those underwear make your ass look big"
8. "That joke that Ava and I pulled on you? Really wasn't a joke." (Can you say bleach and lots of scrubbing? I love you Ava but...*shivers* I don't want your area anywhere near mine! *kisses?*)
9. "Your mom pulled out those home movies of you two playing Thelma and Louise...nice dress Louise" (*facepalms* enough said)
10. "So Xand...I went to The Quest. You remember The Quest right? Anyway I met up with your old drag mother. I made copies of the pictures she showed me! Wanna see?" (NEVER. EVER. EVER. Must this happen!)
11. "Wait...your delicates needed to be washed seperately?"
12. "What the hell am I doing with kid who's barely a man?"
13. "I don't love you anymore. I don't think I ever did."
2. "OH ASH!...wait no I mean..." (during sex. I love my sister in law but OH PLEASE I'm so much more prettier than her OKAY?)
3. "I need you to take a picture of the car for the insurance company...mine was out of gas so I kind of snatched your keys. I SWEAR that pole wasn't there when I checked my rearview! The damn thig moved in front of me."
4. "I replaced all your hair care products with Wal*mart's brand...they were cheaper."
5. "I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SUGAR DADDY!" (it's more fun when he protests about it okay?)
6. "I GOT YOU BRITNEY TICKETS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!...Just kidding" (That's a cruel and horrible joke!)
7. "Those underwear make your ass look big"
8. "That joke that Ava and I pulled on you? Really wasn't a joke." (Can you say bleach and lots of scrubbing? I love you Ava but...*shivers* I don't want your area anywhere near mine! *kisses?*)
9. "Your mom pulled out those home movies of you two playing Thelma and Louise...nice dress Louise" (*facepalms* enough said)
10. "So Xand...I went to The Quest. You remember The Quest right? Anyway I met up with your old drag mother. I made copies of the pictures she showed me! Wanna see?" (NEVER. EVER. EVER. Must this happen!)
11. "Wait...your delicates needed to be washed seperately?"
12. "What the hell am I doing with kid who's barely a man?"
13. "I don't love you anymore. I don't think I ever did."