Prompt 6.1: Really, you should never, ever say those things
13 things you hope your SO never says
1. So Buffy, Sweetheart, think you could dial back the super girl thing? I’m feeling a little insecure.
2. I was thinking maybe you could stop buying shoes. Especially those super high heeled ones.
3. The punching bag, really not doing anything for the apartment. I thought we could take it down and put a big screen TV on that wall.
4. Ice Castles? Again?
5. I thought we’d go on a dairy free diet. (What? I like my dairy. Ice cream, milk, cheese…all good things)
6. You know that neck fetish of yours…I could do without it.
7. The blonde doesn’t really do anything for me. Could you go brunette?
8. Could you be a little less possessive/jealous?
9. I want you to walk in the sunlight. So I’m leaving you.
10. You should have a normal life.
11. Angel and Spike, your ex’s…yeah I’m going to need you to never speak to them again.
12. The rambling thing has got to go. I only understand every third word you say.
13. So I signed you up for cooking classes. I was thinking you could start tomorrow.
1. So Buffy, Sweetheart, think you could dial back the super girl thing? I’m feeling a little insecure.
2. I was thinking maybe you could stop buying shoes. Especially those super high heeled ones.
3. The punching bag, really not doing anything for the apartment. I thought we could take it down and put a big screen TV on that wall.
4. Ice Castles? Again?
5. I thought we’d go on a dairy free diet. (What? I like my dairy. Ice cream, milk, cheese…all good things)
6. You know that neck fetish of yours…I could do without it.
7. The blonde doesn’t really do anything for me. Could you go brunette?
8. Could you be a little less possessive/jealous?
9. I want you to walk in the sunlight. So I’m leaving you.
10. You should have a normal life.
11. Angel and Spike, your ex’s…yeah I’m going to need you to never speak to them again.
12. The rambling thing has got to go. I only understand every third word you say.
13. So I signed you up for cooking classes. I was thinking you could start tomorrow.