13 People who need to be slapped, pummeled or punched

Apr 15, 2008 18:22

13 people who need to be slapped

1. Spike. He’s done something I’m sure. Besides, Bee slaps him on a regular basis and I trust her.

2. Jack in Portland who bought my yellow Jimmy Choos

3. Andrew. It’s Andrew…that needs no explanation.

4. Angel…if I start listing reasons we’d be here all day but I can promise you it’s for none of the reasons any of you think.

5. Kennedy. She totally tried to pull Alpha Bitch on me and that doesn’t really work.

6. Quinton Travers. Cruciamentum. That’s the only reason I’m ever gonna need for slapping him.

7. Tom from the frat house. He roofied me.

8. Parker Abrams. For being a complete ass.

9. Hank Summers. I don’t even need words for this one. I can use letters. M.I.A. He didn’t show up at Mom’s funeral Or mine

10. Shamans in general.

12. Olivia because she left Giles. And even if he is old and the idea of him having sex is gross, he liked her and she was the first that I know of since Ms. Calender.

13. Genevieve Savidge. You try to kill me and I am going to slap you.

journal: whattingawhat, muse: buffy summers, !prompt set 05, fandom: buffy/angel

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