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Thirteen things you say when angered.
1. Shit! (Oh, old faithful, we've been together since about the third grade when I heard my dad say it after hitting his hand with a hammer. I tried it out when I stubbed my toe that night. Oddly enough, my parents weren't amused...)
2. Fuck. (So many variations on this one. It's such a great word. It can be a verb, a noun, an adjective...)
3. Oh, whatever! (When I'm obviously so angry I'm tongue-tied.)
4. Get out. (Works on lovers and on incompetent underlings.)
5. Son of a bitch! (Works on objects or people, regardless of gender.)
6. Dammit. (It can be said in so many tones - short - Dammit! - long- Dammmmmmit!)
7. Damn cops. (Oh, please. Self-explanatory.)
8. Learn how to drive! (You try driving on the Washington and Baltimore beltways - they'll make anyone get road rage.)
9. Mmm-hmmm. (Just patronizing enough to show I don't care.)
10. Riiiight. (In the same vein, lets you know I don't care and I doubt your intelligence.)
11. What the hell?! (For those incredulous moments.)
12. You've gotta be kidding me! (Same as above.)
13. Take a number. (For work-related bitching, usually succeeded by No. 7)
1. Shit! (Oh, old faithful, we've been together since about the third grade when I heard my dad say it after hitting his hand with a hammer. I tried it out when I stubbed my toe that night. Oddly enough, my parents weren't amused...)
2. Fuck. (So many variations on this one. It's such a great word. It can be a verb, a noun, an adjective...)
3. Oh, whatever! (When I'm obviously so angry I'm tongue-tied.)
4. Get out. (Works on lovers and on incompetent underlings.)
5. Son of a bitch! (Works on objects or people, regardless of gender.)
6. Dammit. (It can be said in so many tones - short - Dammit! - long- Dammmmmmit!)
7. Damn cops. (Oh, please. Self-explanatory.)
8. Learn how to drive! (You try driving on the Washington and Baltimore beltways - they'll make anyone get road rage.)
9. Mmm-hmmm. (Just patronizing enough to show I don't care.)
10. Riiiight. (In the same vein, lets you know I don't care and I doubt your intelligence.)
11. What the hell?! (For those incredulous moments.)
12. You've gotta be kidding me! (Same as above.)
13. Take a number. (For work-related bitching, usually succeeded by No. 7)